H@ppY bIrThd@y, D@D!!!

爸爸46岁生日咯!
并没有大事庆祝，只是到饭店吃餐饭...
在家切了蛋糕，闹了一会儿，也就算庆祝了..
爸爸也不喜欢拍照，也就拍了几张全家幅...
爸爸又老一岁咯!!
只能祝他能在事业上顺顺利利...
这几年来知道爸爸很努力地赚钱，让我们得到最好的...
偶尔顶顶嘴，也不是故意的，希望大人有大量咯!!
身为女儿的我，是知道爸爸很爱我们的...
还没考车，就买了车给我...
也不知道如何报答他啦...
只希望将来能尽量满足他咯!!
最后，祝爸爸生日快乐咯!!!

i w@s SeLeCtEd 4 NS!!!

haha... i was selected 4 the NS... no feelings...
when i went to tuition, every1 told me that i was selected.. then wat cross my mind is selected di then go lo... i think sure no probs 4 me la... haha...
but i wonder y they know n the news spread so fast le... really unbelievable... i seems to be the last 1 who know among my frens that i was selected... anyway, i go home n check through the internet again... n the answer is comfirm!! haha...
my reaction made my sis say that i'm sumthing wrong... but wat is the purpose if v cry n cry n cry like nothing n the result will not change...
accept it la...
got kinda feeling that i will be chosen...
kla... just pray that i will be chosen 4 the 1st batch la... no 2nd n 3rd batch le... i wanna study... dun wanna waste my time....

无奈

原来输的滋味是这样的.. 我并不是怕输, 而是输得很无奈....
今天在学校打了两场羽球赛, 第一场对垒校对, 结果赢了.... 当时真的很高兴, 终于能体会到羽球员在汤杯赢的滋味... 真的很高兴... 因为羽球不像别的球赛, 不到最后一分钟, 都不知道输赢... 终于能深深了解到... 在第一场, 我们输了... 在第二场我们迎头赶上, 胜了.. 在第三场更出色的脱颖而出... 大家都为我们感到高兴....
到了决赛, 我们十分兴奋, 大家都以为冠军属于我们的了...因为对方的组合不比我们来得好, 球艺也可说是我们占优势... 但万万没想到... 我们输了....
我终于了解到.. 什么叫做从天堂掉到第十八层地狱... 我和颖慧的心情到现在还未平复... 好无奈呀!! 真的不知道为什么会输.. 朋友们都不相信... 一个弱质纤纤... 赢了我们... 嗨.... 脑袋一片空白... 只知道... 越要赢, 越容易输... 也奉劝大家不要看低对手... 我能了解到马来西亚的羽球对为什么会输给丹麦了... 因为他们太想赢了... 太心急了.. 我想我当时也面对了这个问题.... 颖慧, 对不起了!!!
所以我们发誓要练好我们的球艺, 在向他们挑战.... 好让我们心服口服....

happy 17th belated birthday!! i was sick yesterday!!

birthday celebration at school wif pn. siti.. both of our birthday r on 5/7...
the birthday cake 4 me n pn.siti that my classmates bought 4 us.. it's a chocolate cheese cake!! yummy!!
the 1st present tat i received from my frens.. it's a converse fifa version leather sling bag.. i luv it so much.. thx ys, wj n wk!!
second celebration wif my sis at the curve.. v had our lunch at ton chan japanese restaurant!!

me n my birthday cake!! it's a blueberry black forest cake... it sounds the same rite? the cake seller said that it's the most tasty cake in the shop..
mum, sis n me... 3rd celebration at home!!!
4 of us... wif a charming pose... so cute rite??!!
presents that i received 4 my 17th birthday!! wish me happy birthday ya...

FIFA FREAK!!

my sis n i were fully addicted by the fifa world cup!! v bought 4 jersey, france, brazil, argentina n japan.. actually v didnt want to buy france, planning to buy england.. but england had no stock... that's y v bought france... all the team that v decided to buy lost in the game... now only left france.. so.. i fully support france although they defeated brazil... zidane, henry.. must gambatte!!
portugal must lose... i hate portugal.. they defeated england... i support england... i luv england!!!
anyway.. england still is the best!!

ENGLAND!!!

just finished watching the football match!! oh my god... england lost the match... how could it happen??? i supported england since the beginning... i luv the team.. even newspaper wrote that england will win protugal with the percentage of 65.. really cant trust wat i watched just now!!
the referee is not fair at all... he is not professional... the fifa organizer should fire him..
anyway.. i will always support england...
i bought an england wallet too.. beckham is injured... if he was still in the field.. i think england should win the game... his kick is accurate n powerful...
haiz... anyway....
england is the best!! i will always support england!! all the best to england!!

my birthday is coming...

hey.. next week is my birthday!! my great birthday... now my frenz r starting to plan those weird weird activities such as eating crabs at restaurant n they just told me this morning...
my wong a liong told me she bought a bag 4 me... thx lo...
then today my sis bought me a converse wallet... it's an england wallet..
today went to 1 u... after having my lunch at jack's place, then v went to lots of sports shop to search 4 jersey.. v r now fifa freak...
love football now... last time i wont even watch a single football match, but now i will wake up at 3 o'clock to watch the matches...
then v went to converse... i love a bag... it's a leather sling bag.. it's a product of fifa world cup.. the bag is nice.. i luv the holland 1 coz it's in orange color.. it cost rm64... i wanna buy but my sis dun let me to buy!!! she said i will regret!! haiz... i must think twice 1st la... hope to hav it lo...
so to my loyal readers, if u wanna buy me sum present... pls do so... i luv the bag!! haha...
kla.. i would like to stop here...
n i wish england will win the game!! beckham, joe cole, ashley cole, rooney, crouch, robinson, gerrad, terry, lampard..... all the best!!!

1U adventure!!

today went to 1U wif +2 n u3... v rushed there after school then rushed to yoshinoya to hav our lunch... so hungry man... the meeting that i attended is super ultra sien... dunno y got such ppl can talk in front wif no response... haha... back to my 1U.. then after that v went n take photo stickers... so cute la.. coz got me mah.. hah!!
then v hav walkathon in 1U... walk here n there n ended up wif buying nothing but just hav 2 times of lunch!!! haha... the second round is A N W... i love the onion rings... v reach kepong baru at 5 n v happily walk back to +2's house..

~~STORY END!!~~

wei jie n me...
four of us!!
fingers to fingers!!
guys n me!!
dun look me down!!
girls poser!!
boys poser!!
happy 5K... v r the best..
i luv 5K... v r always the best....

teacher's day VS my day!!

money gang... v just robbed!! haha...

a group of teenagers who full of enthusiasm n hopes!!!
wat r v thinking? think.. think... n think...

this is our mushroom pose!!! do u like it???

a perfect star... i like it!! it symbolises our frenship!!!

a frenship pose... hope v can hug each other together foreva!!

haha... sleep in class... today is teacher's day or ur day, huh?






today is teacher's day!!! but v took picz in our beloved 5K... so excited... seems like it's our day!! haha...
anyway... happy teacher's day to all my beloved teachers!!!

开学咯!!

终于开学了!! 开学代表着新的开始... 新的一天...
一开学, 老师不停的派考卷... 看到无数的数字... 自己也担心起来... 担心自己的成绩.. 不过如果我这样说, 一定会被人揍... 有的人会说, 你成绩酱好, 怕什么... 我担心的不是比不上别人... 而是比不上自己... 每一次派考卷, 我都会拿上一次的成绩做比较... 希望每一次的成绩会越考越好.... 暂时来讲, 我应该还不错吧...
新的开始, 又有不同的事情在发生... 朋友之间的感情... 人与人之间的沟通.... 朋友之间的约定... 的游戏...似乎越来越疯狂.... 我们的 "出卖" 游戏.. 在如火如荼地进行着...
而我自己的改变... 也应该在人的处事方面吧!! 在营会认识了不少的朋友, 不少的大哥哥和大姐姐.... 自己也不停的在改变.... 让自己更好... 更成熟了吧....
新的开始, 希望会有不少新的希望... 申请了的非洲之旅, 还没收到回信... 虽然眼前看像没有机会了, 但在同一时间, 也抱着不少的期望... 毕竟人可以失望, 但不可以绝望.... 加油吧!!!!
也在这附上我的一句名言...
我们是尊贵的人, 不做卑贱的事!!!!

有意义的假期

这个假期, 实在过得太有意义了. 首先, 到热浪岛去吹吹海风, 玩玩海水, 再潜潜水... 玩了三天两夜后, 终于回到吉隆坡...
然后, 第二天与朋友们到双峰塔去参观书展...
再参加了三天的急救课程...
然后剪头发的东西是不可少的... 与阿姨吃饭啊, 跟姐姐和弟弟们去唱K, 去逛街... 补习这动作也不会少...
终于到了假期的前三天, 参加了激励营, 前两年有参加过, 所以这次也不例外咯!! 这营会还不错, 可以认识到不少的朋友, 学到不同的东西... 很感动啦... 当朋友们在一起疯狂时感觉还不错... 晚上我们不睡觉, 一直聊天, 一起做最近最喜欢的东西--- 出卖朋友... 哈哈... 我们这是知心朋友之间的交谈... 虽然彼此知道被 "出卖" 了, 担都不会生气... 好朋友嘛....
所以呢... 很高兴这次的假期能过得如此有意义...
因为... 我太有深度了!!! 哈哈!!!















节制节制, 最有品质... everybody let's go.. dup dap dup, two times, dup dup dap dup...
我们最有默契喔!!

Redang Island

finally i'm back from redang island. it's a nice trip n i love snorkelling very much... but still hope that i can learn scuba diving so that i can dive into the sea to have a close touch with the sea n fishes... i love ocean!!!

7月5日 作秀王

7月5日出生的人很少会有无聊的时候，因为他们像一尾活龙般具有用不完的的精力，总是爱从一件事情的蹦跳到另一件事。他们的品味多变，喜欢不断地尝试、不停地前进。今天出生的人偏爱变化和多彩多姿的生活，只要有任何不寻常的事情，或是特立独行的人、话题、颜色、景物等，都会掳获他们的心。由于他们总是行动快速，所以不论是他们的外表或内在总会吸引住身边的人（他们很喜欢耍宝），但是要小心，他们不是强壮到可以依靠的那种典型。
7月5日出生的人是个高明的机会主义者。他们非常善于说服别人。由于他们的魅力和影响力（不过有的时候他们却是个空心大草包），他们总是可以利用充沛的精力、以横扫千军之势迷倒众生。如果他们能够拥有一个较为稳定的伴侣或寄托，在人生的重大时刻就可能助他们一臂之力，并帮助他们集中注意力、发挥才能，以便更上层楼，这或许会发生在他们28岁到30岁时（土星第一次回来），不然便是在他们40岁的时候（第一次与天王星相对，中年危机）。
对于7月5日出生的人来说，青少年时期是段困难而狂野的日子；而古怪的人际关系、一天三变的兴趣、不稳定的课业表现和奇奇怪怪的作息习惯，对他们来说都是家常便饭。同时他们也有着想像力超强的内在世界，不断创造出无数精彩刺激的梦幻。但是这些早期的表现也奠下了他们日渐成功或失败的因子。如果他们成功了，多半是因为他们将自己的幻想在生活中实现；如果失败了，大部分是因为被自己强大的想像力所打败，以致没有勇气在他们醒着的时候身体力行。有时候他们甚至会退缩到私人的梦幻世界中，虽然表面上依然正常工作，但是心中却觉得空洞贫乏、若有所失。 如果他们是白领阶级（或是任何朝九晚五的上班族），他们都会想办法将想像力投射在自己的兴趣或休闲娱乐上。问题是，当他们将休闲时间完全投注于这类活动时，他们的伴侣和孩子就要大声抗议了。其中一个较为正面的解决之道，就是宠物以及室内设计等等都是可以改善家庭生活的嗜好。
7月5日出生的人一定要让自己的家人感受到他们的爱，同时不会将所有的事情都视为理所当然。 这天出生的人具有活泼夸张的本性，总是可以替他们的朋友和同事带来好玩的事情。他们所面临的最大挑战，是如何稳定自己的才华和精力，不要让它们如水银泄地般浪掉了。 幸运数字和守护星 7月5日出生的人受到数字5与水星的影响。水星代表敏捷的思考和快速的变化，因此5日出生的人对刺激物总是反应过度，而且还会定时地改变想法与四击的环境。不管他们一生中碰到什么重大打击，他们总是能够迅速恢复、东山再起。但是因为受到月亮的影响（巨蟹座的主宰行星），当他们受到感情上的创伤或爱情上的挫败时，却可能留下深刻、无法抹灭的伤痕。
健康 7月5日出生的人对于食物的挑选颇为奇特，“这一个人的上等佳肴可能是另一个人的毒药”，正可以形容这种状况。因为这个原因，旁对此最好不要有所置喙，因为他们寻求的不是食物中的营养，而是欣赏食物特殊的颜色、质地和外观，所以不要低估他们从中所得到的乐趣。在其他的生活领域中，他们特殊的品味也与此大同小异。这天出生的人注意不要因此影响到心理的稳定。最适当的运动是那种好玩、具游戏性质的运动。
建议 :不要把想像力埋在心里，尽量与家人和朋友分享，为大家的生活增添光彩。如果不被赏识，不要心情沮丧，要继续尝试。对待每日的工作多花一点心思。
名人 :
兰朵夫丝卡(Wanda Landowska)波兰钢琴家、大键琴家和音乐理论学家，她是20世纪在大键琴上以数字低音方式演奏《圣马太受难曲》的第一人。
马戏团的创始人巴纳姆(Phineas T.Barnum)，也是著名的秀场经纪人，他出资礼聘有“瑞典夜茑”之称的珍妮林德到美国巡回演出，并且发掘姆指汤姆（60公分高的侏儒），创下风光的票房纪录。
网球选手台维斯(Dwinght Davis)，是台维斯杯网球大赛的创始人。
容考克图(Jean Cocteau)法国诗人，并身兼小说家、评论家、剧作家、画家、设计家和电影导演等多重身分，主要作品有剧本《奥菲斯》和电影《美女与野兽》。
科维克(Ron Kovic)美国作家，是越南老兵、和平组织和活跃分子，电影《七月四日诞生》就是根据他的故事改编而成。
法国总统庞毕度(G.J.R.Pompiou)，曾参与起草第五共和国宪法，并与阿尔及利亚签订停火协议，著名的庞毕度美术馆正是以他的姓氏来命名。 塔罗牌 大秘仪塔罗牌的第5张是“教皇”，他是神圣、神秘事物的解释者，象征人类的认知及信仰。教皇的知识充满奥秘，即使抽象的事物也受它主宰。牌面正立时，表示信心十足、不疑不虑及对事物有正确的理解力；牌面倒立则是爱说教、唱高调以及独断。
静思语 :行动是心灵的外衣。
优点 :精力充沛、有趣好玩、想像力丰富。
缺点 :混乱、不可靠、不稳定。

cHin@ tE@M

cai yun and fu hai feng!!!! i love them eps fu hai feng..... coz he's left handed also!!! haha.....

thOm@$ cUp

thomas cup is over!!! malaysia lost in the tournament.... but i still believe that malaysia will bring back the cup at the next tournament....
i watch the semifinals n final of the game.... china managed to bring back the glory to thier country.... through this tournament, there is sum player that i like....
for double:
malaysia team:

chan chong meng n koo kien keat... they are the perfect partner!!! i love them!!!

they r cool!!!!

my sis likes koo kien keat but i like chan chong meng... coz he is left handed!!! yeah!!! left handed is the best!!!

iMpoRt@ncE oF fRieNd$

----------------JULY BABY --------------

Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

@ tE$t fOr U

See if you can be true to your self.
If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good - Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !!!The answers are at the bottom of this page .
No cheating please.


Questions:-
1. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green,yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Your favorite number?
6. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?
7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?










When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)








Answers
1. If you choose: -
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K:- You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R:- You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z:- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar:- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June:- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep:- You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec:- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose.....
Black:- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White:- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

6. If you chose:
Sydney : You like adventure.
Brisbane : You are a laid back person.

7. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

LovE, wE@LtH oR sUcCEss??

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

8th of @priL

l@mE jOkE... KL loves it!!

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter werewatching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guestroom. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem."

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field? The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied. "When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it."

"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem."

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later...

Some people come into our lives and quickly go…

Some people become friends and stay awhile...

leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts...

and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!!

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!

I think this life is special...live and savour every moment...
This is not a dress rehearsal!

有些事并不象它看上去那样

两个旅行中的天使到一个富有的家庭借宿。这家人对他们并不友好，并且拒绝让他们在舒适的客人卧室过夜，而是在冰冷的地下室给他们找了一个角落。当他们铺床时，较老的天使发现墙上有一个洞，就顺手把它修补好了。年轻的天使问为什么，老天使答到：“有些事并不象它看上去那样。”

第二晚，两人又到了一个非常贫穷的农家借宿。主人夫妇俩对他们非常热情，把仅有的一点点食物拿出来款待客人，然后又让出自己的床铺给两个天使。第二天一早，两个天使发现农夫和他的妻子在哭泣--他们唯一的生活来源，一头奶牛死了。年轻的天使非常愤怒，他质问老天使为什么会这样，第一个家庭什么都有，老天使还帮助他们修补墙洞，第二个家庭尽管如此贫穷还是热情款待客人，而老天使却没有阻止奶牛的死亡。

“有些事并不象它看上去那样。”老天使答道，“当我们在地下室过夜时，我从墙洞看到墙里面堆满了金块。因为主人被贪欲所迷惑，不愿意分享他的财富，所以我把墙洞填上了。

“昨天晚上，死亡之神来召唤农夫的妻子，我让奶牛代替了她。所以有些事并不象它看上去那样。”

有些时候事情的表面并不是它实际应该的样子。如果你有信念，你只需要坚信付出总会得到回报。你可能不会发现，直到后来…….

有些人走进我们的生活然后很快就离开了…

有些人成为朋友并稍作停留… 在我们的心里留下美丽的足印。

因为有了一个好朋友，我们会变得跟从前不一样！！

昨天是历史。
明天是一个谜。
今天是一个礼物。
因此它才被称为present! (present同时具有当前、目前和礼物的意思)

How should we treat our parents??

媳妇说："煮淡一点你就嫌没有味道，现在煮咸 一点你却说咽不下。你究竟怎想怎么样？"

母亲一见儿子回来，二话不说便把饭菜往嘴里送。她怒瞪他一眼。他试了一口，马上吐出来， 儿子

说："我不是说过了吗，妈有病不能吃太咸！"

"那好！妈是你的，以后由你来煮！"媳妇怒气冲冲地回房。

儿子无奈地轻叹一声，然后对母亲说："妈，别吃了，我去煮个面给？"

"仔，你是不是有话想跟妈说，是就说好了，别憋在心里！"

"妈，公司下个月升我职，我会很忙，至于老婆，她说很想出来工作，所以......"

母亲马上意识到儿子的意思："仔，不要送妈去老人院。"声音似乎在哀求。

儿子沉默片刻，他是在寻找更好的理由。 "妈，其实老人院并没有甚么不好？知道老婆一但工作，一定没有时间好好服侍。老人院有吃有住有人服侍照顾， 不是比在家里好得多吗？"

"可是，阿财叔他......"

洗了澡，草草吃了一碗方便面，儿子便到书房去。他茫然地伫立于窗前，有些犹豫不决。母亲年轻便守寡，含辛茹苦将他抚养成人，供他出国读书。但她从不用年轻时的牺牲当作要胁他孝顺的筹码，反而是妻子以婚姻要胁他！真的要让母亲住老人院吗？他问自己，他有些不忍。

"可以陪你下半世的人是你老婆，难道是你妈吗？"阿财叔的儿子总是这样提醒他。

"你妈都这么老了，好命的话可以活多几年，为何不趁这几年好好孝顺她呢？树欲静而风不息，子欲养而亲不在啊！"亲戚总是这样劝他。儿子不敢再想下去，深怕自己真的会改变初衷。晚，太阳收敛起灼热的金光，躲在山后憩息。一间建在郊外山岗的一座贵族老人院。是的，钱用得越多，儿子才心安理得。当儿子领着母亲步入大厅时，崭新的电视机，42英寸的荧幕正播放着一部喜剧，但观众一点笑声也没有。几个衣着一样，发型一样的老妪歪歪斜斜地坐在发沙上，神情呆滞而落寞。有个老人在自言自语，有个正缓缓弯下腰，想去捡掉在地上的一块饼干吃。 儿子知道母亲喜欢光亮，所以为她选了一间阳光充足的房间。从窗口望出去，树荫下，一片芳草如茵。几名护士推着坐在轮椅的老者在夕阳下散步，四周悄然寂静得令人心酸。纵是夕阳无限好，毕竟已到了黄昏，他心中低低叹息。

"妈，我......我要走了！"母亲只能点头。他走时，母亲频频挥手，她张着没有牙的嘴，苍白干燥的咀唇在嗫嚅着，一副欲语还休的样子。儿子这才注意到母亲银灰色的头发，深陷的眼窝以及打着细褶的皱脸。母亲，真的老了！他霍然记起一则儿时旧事。那年他才6岁，母亲有事回乡，不便携他同行，于是把他寄住在阿财叔家几天。母亲临走时，他惊恐地抱着母亲的腿不肯放，伤心大声号哭道："妈妈不要丢下我！妈妈不要走！" 最后母亲没有丢下他。他连忙离开房间，顺手把门关上，不敢回头，深恐那记忆像鬼魅似地追缠而来。

他回到家，妻子与岳母正疯狂的把母亲房里的一切扔个不亦乐乎。身高3英寸的奖杯──那是他小
学作文比赛《我的母亲》第1名的胜利品！华英字典──那是母亲整个月省吃省用所买给他的第1份 生日礼物！还有母亲临睡前要擦的风湿油，没有他为她擦，带去老人院又有甚么意义呢？

"够了，别再扔了！"儿子怒吼道。

"这么多垃圾，不把它扔掉，怎么放得下我的东西。" 岳母没好气地说。

"就是嘛！你赶快把你妈那张烂床给抬出去，我明天要为我妈添张新的！"

一堆童年的照片展现在儿子眼前，那是母亲带他到动物园和游乐园拍的照片。

"它们是我妈的财产，一样也不能丢！"

"你这算甚态度？对我妈这么大声，我要你向我妈道歉！" (楼主注：这算什么儿子，把自己的母
亲送到养老院，然后把岳母接来住，要就一起去送，要就留自己的母亲）

"我娶你就要爱你的母亲，为甚么？嫁给我就不能爱我的母亲？"

雨后的黑夜分外冷寂，街道萧瑟，行人车辆格外稀少。一辆宝马在路上飞驰，频频闯红灯，陷黄格，呼一声又飞驰而过。那辆轿车一路奔往山岗上的那间老人院，停车直奔上楼，推开母亲卧房的门。他幽灵似地站着，母亲正抚摸着风湿痛的双腿低泣。 她见到儿子手中正拿着那瓶风湿油，显然感到安慰的说："妈忘了带，幸好你拿来！"他走到母亲身边，跪了下来。 "很晚了，妈自己擦可以了，你明天还要上班，回去吧！"

他嗫嚅片刻，终于忍不住啜泣道："妈，对不起，请原谅我！我们回家去吧！"


～～后语～～

随着自己愈长大，看着父母亲脸庞从年轻变憔悴，头发从乌丝变白发,动作从迅捷变缓慢，多心疼！父母亲总是将最好、最宝贵的留给我们，像蜡烛不停的燃烧自己，照亮孩子！而我呢？有没有腾出一个空间给我的父母，或者只是在当我需要停泊岸时，才会想起他们......

其实父母亲要的真的不多，只是一句随意的问候「爸、妈，你们今天好吗？」随意买的宵夜，煮一顿再普通不过的晚餐，睡前帮他们盖盖被子，天冷帮他们添衣服、戴手套....都能让他们高兴温馨很久。有时，我常在想：我希望我的子女以后如何对我。那现在，我有没有如此对待我的父母？我相信，人是环环相扣的；现在，你如何对待你的父母；以后，你的子女就如何待你。

朋友，人世间最难报的就是父母恩，愿我们都能：以反哺之心奉敬父母，以感恩之心孝顺父母！


～共勉之～

生命不要求我们成为最好的，只要求我们作最大的努力！

老人安养院墙上发现的一篇文章

孩子！当你还很小的时候，我花了很多时间，教你慢慢用汤匙、用筷子吃东西。教你系鞋带、扣扣子、溜滑梯、教你穿衣服、梳头发、拧鼻涕。这些和你在一起的点点滴滴，是多么的令我怀念不已。所以，当我想不起来，接不上话时，请给我一点时间，等我一下，让我再想一想 ......极可能最后连要说什么，我也一并忘记。孩子！你忘记我们练习了好几百回，才学会的第一首娃娃歌吗？是否还记得每天总要我绞尽脑汁，去回答不知道你从哪里冒出 来的吗？所以，当我重复又重复说着老掉牙的故事，哼着我孩提时代的儿歌时，体谅我。让我继续沉醉在这些回忆中吧！切望你，也能陪着我闲话家常吧！孩子，现 在我常忘了扣扣子、系鞋带。吃饭时，会弄脏衣服，梳头发时手还会不停的抖，不要催促我，要对我多一点耐心和温柔，只要有你在一起，就会有很多的温暖涌上心 头。

孩子！如今，我的脚站也站不稳，走也走不动。所以，请你紧紧的握着我的手，陪着我，慢慢的。就像当年一样，我带着你一步一步地走。

若为人子女也不懂得如何体谅他们，那他们便只能于痛苦中渡过余生，黑暗中逝去......

Lu Ying, your vibe is Mauvelous

You're a glamour gal wherever you go — and that's what makes your vibe so mauvelous. It doesn't matter if you're dressed to the nines for a chichi night out or pulling up weeds in the yard — you've got a dazzling personality that makes you at home wherever you go.Admit it, you're a charmer, and you love, well, spreading the love. That's why people tend to flock to you — there's a magnetic charm to your ways. You're captivating and charismatic, which is why people always look to you for advice on the next big thing. Show it off!

try it!!
http://web.tickle.com/tests/vibe/

Happy Valentines Day to every1!!!!
hope all of u have a happy n nice Valentines Day!!!
to those couples.... do enjoy every second wif ur partners!!!
those boyfrens.... pls do sumthing to ur girlfren.....
those single.... dun worry!!! u still have ur frens to celebrate wif!!! haha....
or u wanna find 1 b4 tomolo? hehe......

single....... but i still have activities wif my frenz.......
going to celebrate wif them..........
anyway... have a nice day!!!
yuhuu.... this wat +2 like to say!!!!

白痴, 傻佬的IQ題

1）有一架飞机要失事了，大家都不知道怎么办？！这时，有个傻佬冲进厕所里，把马桶拆了丢出飞机去！为什么他要这么做呢？

2）路上有一辆车跑得很快。突然间，司机看到一个人冲出马路，他急忙刹车、转弯！呼！还好，没撞到那个路人。他下车一看，却发现路人死了！为什么会这样子呢？

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答案：1。因为他是傻佬咯！！！哈哈！
2。因为他给那个傻佬丢下来的马桶压死啰！哈哈哈！！！

生日快樂 --> 張偉杰

偉杰, 生日快樂... 今年沒什麼跟你慶祝到生日到生日, 不過希望你不會介意!!! 開心嗎? 給你的驚喜陸續有來!!!! 哈哈!!! 長大咯, 不要欺負我.... 把紅包送給我!!! 謝咯!!!
祝你一切如意!!! 前程似錦!!!! 加油唷!! 我們永遠支持你!!!