Saturday, May 24, 2008

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng( Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before

p/s: tis is specially for some1 who is "down 2 the hell"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wuwu, thanks dear king. ur blog making me high to heaven again. tee hee.. but i love pete tsai, sounds cool!

Ivy Yap said...

oh my beloved lu ying, of course we are unbetable YAPs!!! Surely this article is funny enough~~ I love the name Monica Cheng the Most! Its so fantanstic~~~

Anonymous said...

haha.. kl ar... i miss u a lot le... when ll u b free? i surely spend time 4 u eventhough i'm having exam!!