Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guestroom. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem."
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field? The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.
"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied. "When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it."
"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem."
Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later...
Some people come into our lives and quickly go…
Some people become friends and stay awhile...
leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts...
and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!!
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!
I think this life is special...live and savour every moment...
This is not a dress rehearsal!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
有些事并不象它看上去那样
两个旅行中的天使到一个富有的家庭借宿。这家人对他们并不友好,并且拒绝让他们在舒适的客人卧室过夜,而是在冰冷的地下室给他们找了一个角落。当他们铺床时,较老的天使发现墙上有一个洞,就顺手把它修补好了。年轻的天使问为什么,老天使答到:“有些事并不象它看上去那样。”
第二晚,两人又到了一个非常贫穷的农家借宿。主人夫妇俩对他们非常热情,把仅有的一点点食物拿出来款待客人,然后又让出自己的床铺给两个天使。第二天一早,两个天使发现农夫和他的妻子在哭泣--他们唯一的生活来源,一头奶牛死了。年轻的天使非常愤怒,他质问老天使为什么会这样,第一个家庭什么都有,老天使还帮助他们修补墙洞,第二个家庭尽管如此贫穷还是热情款待客人,而老天使却没有阻止奶牛的死亡。
“有些事并不象它看上去那样。”老天使答道,“当我们在地下室过夜时,我从墙洞看到墙里面堆满了金块。因为主人被贪欲所迷惑,不愿意分享他的财富,所以我把墙洞填上了。
“昨天晚上,死亡之神来召唤农夫的妻子,我让奶牛代替了她。所以有些事并不象它看上去那样。”
有些时候事情的表面并不是它实际应该的样子。如果你有信念,你只需要坚信付出总会得到回报。你可能不会发现,直到后来…….
有些人走进我们的生活然后很快就离开了…
有些人成为朋友并稍作停留… 在我们的心里留下美丽的足印。
因为有了一个好朋友,我们会变得跟从前不一样!!
昨天是历史。
明天是一个谜。
今天是一个礼物。
因此它才被称为present! (present同时具有当前、目前和礼物的意思)
第二晚,两人又到了一个非常贫穷的农家借宿。主人夫妇俩对他们非常热情,把仅有的一点点食物拿出来款待客人,然后又让出自己的床铺给两个天使。第二天一早,两个天使发现农夫和他的妻子在哭泣--他们唯一的生活来源,一头奶牛死了。年轻的天使非常愤怒,他质问老天使为什么会这样,第一个家庭什么都有,老天使还帮助他们修补墙洞,第二个家庭尽管如此贫穷还是热情款待客人,而老天使却没有阻止奶牛的死亡。
“有些事并不象它看上去那样。”老天使答道,“当我们在地下室过夜时,我从墙洞看到墙里面堆满了金块。因为主人被贪欲所迷惑,不愿意分享他的财富,所以我把墙洞填上了。
“昨天晚上,死亡之神来召唤农夫的妻子,我让奶牛代替了她。所以有些事并不象它看上去那样。”
有些时候事情的表面并不是它实际应该的样子。如果你有信念,你只需要坚信付出总会得到回报。你可能不会发现,直到后来…….
有些人走进我们的生活然后很快就离开了…
有些人成为朋友并稍作停留… 在我们的心里留下美丽的足印。
因为有了一个好朋友,我们会变得跟从前不一样!!
昨天是历史。
明天是一个谜。
今天是一个礼物。
因此它才被称为present! (present同时具有当前、目前和礼物的意思)
Saturday, March 25, 2006
How should we treat our parents??
媳妇说:"煮淡一点你就嫌没有味道,现在煮咸 一点你却说咽不下。你究竟怎想怎么样?"
母亲一见儿子回来,二话不说便把饭菜往嘴里送。她怒瞪他一眼。他试了一口,马上吐出来, 儿子
说:"我不是说过了吗,妈有病不能吃太咸!"
"那好!妈是你的,以后由你来煮!"媳妇怒气冲冲地回房。
儿子无奈地轻叹一声,然后对母亲说:"妈,别吃了,我去煮个面给?"
"仔,你是不是有话想跟妈说,是就说好了,别憋在心里!"
"妈,公司下个月升我职,我会很忙,至于老婆,她说很想出来工作,所以......"
母亲马上意识到儿子的意思:"仔,不要送妈去老人院。"声音似乎在哀求。
儿子沉默片刻,他是在寻找更好的理由。 "妈,其实老人院并没有甚么不好?知道老婆一但工作,一定没有时间好好服侍。老人院有吃有住有人服侍照顾, 不是比在家里好得多吗?"
"可是,阿财叔他......"
洗了澡,草草吃了一碗方便面,儿子便到书房去。他茫然地伫立于窗前,有些犹豫不决。母亲年轻便守寡,含辛茹苦将他抚养成人,供他出国读书。但她从不用年轻时的牺牲当作要胁他孝顺的筹码,反而是妻子以婚姻要胁他!真的要让母亲住老人院吗?他问自己,他有些不忍。
"可以陪你下半世的人是你老婆,难道是你妈吗?"阿财叔的儿子总是这样提醒他。
"你妈都这么老了,好命的话可以活多几年,为何不趁这几年好好孝顺她呢?树欲静而风不息,子欲养而亲不在啊!"亲戚总是这样劝他。儿子不敢再想下去,深怕自己真的会改变初衷。晚,太阳收敛起灼热的金光,躲在山后憩息。一间建在郊外山岗的一座贵族老人院。是的,钱用得越多,儿子才心安理得。当儿子领着母亲步入大厅时,崭新的电视机,42英寸的荧幕正播放着一部喜剧,但观众一点笑声也没有。几个衣着一样,发型一样的老妪歪歪斜斜地坐在发沙上,神情呆滞而落寞。有个老人在自言自语,有个正缓缓弯下腰,想去捡掉在地上的一块饼干吃。 儿子知道母亲喜欢光亮,所以为她选了一间阳光充足的房间。从窗口望出去,树荫下,一片芳草如茵。几名护士推着坐在轮椅的老者在夕阳下散步,四周悄然寂静得令人心酸。纵是夕阳无限好,毕竟已到了黄昏,他心中低低叹息。
"妈,我......我要走了!"母亲只能点头。他走时,母亲频频挥手,她张着没有牙的嘴,苍白干燥的咀唇在嗫嚅着,一副欲语还休的样子。儿子这才注意到母亲银灰色的头发,深陷的眼窝以及打着细褶的皱脸。母亲,真的老了!他霍然记起一则儿时旧事。那年他才6岁,母亲有事回乡,不便携他同行,于是把他寄住在阿财叔家几天。母亲临走时,他惊恐地抱着母亲的腿不肯放,伤心大声号哭道:"妈妈不要丢下我!妈妈不要走!" 最后母亲没有丢下他。他连忙离开房间,顺手把门关上,不敢回头,深恐那记忆像鬼魅似地追缠而来。
他回到家,妻子与岳母正疯狂的把母亲房里的一切扔个不亦乐乎。身高3英寸的奖杯──那是他小
学作文比赛《我的母亲》第1名的胜利品!华英字典──那是母亲整个月省吃省用所买给他的第1份 生日礼物!还有母亲临睡前要擦的风湿油,没有他为她擦,带去老人院又有甚么意义呢?
"够了,别再扔了!"儿子怒吼道。
"这么多垃圾,不把它扔掉,怎么放得下我的东西。" 岳母没好气地说。
"就是嘛!你赶快把你妈那张烂床给抬出去,我明天要为我妈添张新的!"
一堆童年的照片展现在儿子眼前,那是母亲带他到动物园和游乐园拍的照片。
"它们是我妈的财产,一样也不能丢!"
"你这算甚态度?对我妈这么大声,我要你向我妈道歉!" (楼主注:这算什么儿子,把自己的母
亲送到养老院,然后把岳母接来住,要就一起去送,要就留自己的母亲)
"我娶你就要爱你的母亲,为甚么?嫁给我就不能爱我的母亲?"
雨后的黑夜分外冷寂,街道萧瑟,行人车辆格外稀少。一辆宝马在路上飞驰,频频闯红灯,陷黄格,呼一声又飞驰而过。那辆轿车一路奔往山岗上的那间老人院,停车直奔上楼,推开母亲卧房的门。他幽灵似地站着,母亲正抚摸着风湿痛的双腿低泣。 她见到儿子手中正拿着那瓶风湿油,显然感到安慰的说:"妈忘了带,幸好你拿来!"他走到母亲身边,跪了下来。 "很晚了,妈自己擦可以了,你明天还要上班,回去吧!"
他嗫嚅片刻,终于忍不住啜泣道:"妈,对不起,请原谅我!我们回家去吧!"
~~后语~~
随着自己愈长大,看着父母亲脸庞从年轻变憔悴,头发从乌丝变白发,动作从迅捷变缓慢,多心疼!父母亲总是将最好、最宝贵的留给我们,像蜡烛不停的燃烧自己,照亮孩子!而我呢?有没有腾出一个空间给我的父母,或者只是在当我需要停泊岸时,才会想起他们......
其实父母亲要的真的不多,只是一句随意的问候「爸、妈,你们今天好吗?」随意买的宵夜,煮一顿再普通不过的晚餐,睡前帮他们盖盖被子,天冷帮他们添衣服、戴手套....都能让他们高兴温馨很久。有时,我常在想:我希望我的子女以后如何对我。那现在,我有没有如此对待我的父母?我相信,人是环环相扣的;现在,你如何对待你的父母;以后,你的子女就如何待你。
朋友,人世间最难报的就是父母恩,愿我们都能:以反哺之心奉敬父母,以感恩之心孝顺父母!
~共勉之~
生命不要求我们成为最好的,只要求我们作最大的努力!
老人安养院墙上发现的一篇文章
孩子!当你还很小的时候,我花了很多时间,教你慢慢用汤匙、用筷子吃东西。教你系鞋带、扣扣子、溜滑梯、教你穿衣服、梳头发、拧鼻涕。这些和你在一起的点点滴滴,是多么的令我怀念不已。所以,当我想不起来,接不上话时,请给我一点时间,等我一下,让我再想一想 ......极可能最后连要说什么,我也一并忘记。孩子!你忘记我们练习了好几百回,才学会的第一首娃娃歌吗?是否还记得每天总要我绞尽脑汁,去回答不知道你从哪里冒出 来的吗?所以,当我重复又重复说着老掉牙的故事,哼着我孩提时代的儿歌时,体谅我。让我继续沉醉在这些回忆中吧!切望你,也能陪着我闲话家常吧!孩子,现 在我常忘了扣扣子、系鞋带。吃饭时,会弄脏衣服,梳头发时手还会不停的抖,不要催促我,要对我多一点耐心和温柔,只要有你在一起,就会有很多的温暖涌上心 头。
孩子!如今,我的脚站也站不稳,走也走不动。所以,请你紧紧的握着我的手,陪着我,慢慢的。就像当年一样,我带着你一步一步地走。
若为人子女也不懂得如何体谅他们,那他们便只能于痛苦中渡过余生,黑暗中逝去......
母亲一见儿子回来,二话不说便把饭菜往嘴里送。她怒瞪他一眼。他试了一口,马上吐出来, 儿子
说:"我不是说过了吗,妈有病不能吃太咸!"
"那好!妈是你的,以后由你来煮!"媳妇怒气冲冲地回房。
儿子无奈地轻叹一声,然后对母亲说:"妈,别吃了,我去煮个面给?"
"仔,你是不是有话想跟妈说,是就说好了,别憋在心里!"
"妈,公司下个月升我职,我会很忙,至于老婆,她说很想出来工作,所以......"
母亲马上意识到儿子的意思:"仔,不要送妈去老人院。"声音似乎在哀求。
儿子沉默片刻,他是在寻找更好的理由。 "妈,其实老人院并没有甚么不好?知道老婆一但工作,一定没有时间好好服侍。老人院有吃有住有人服侍照顾, 不是比在家里好得多吗?"
"可是,阿财叔他......"
洗了澡,草草吃了一碗方便面,儿子便到书房去。他茫然地伫立于窗前,有些犹豫不决。母亲年轻便守寡,含辛茹苦将他抚养成人,供他出国读书。但她从不用年轻时的牺牲当作要胁他孝顺的筹码,反而是妻子以婚姻要胁他!真的要让母亲住老人院吗?他问自己,他有些不忍。
"可以陪你下半世的人是你老婆,难道是你妈吗?"阿财叔的儿子总是这样提醒他。
"你妈都这么老了,好命的话可以活多几年,为何不趁这几年好好孝顺她呢?树欲静而风不息,子欲养而亲不在啊!"亲戚总是这样劝他。儿子不敢再想下去,深怕自己真的会改变初衷。晚,太阳收敛起灼热的金光,躲在山后憩息。一间建在郊外山岗的一座贵族老人院。是的,钱用得越多,儿子才心安理得。当儿子领着母亲步入大厅时,崭新的电视机,42英寸的荧幕正播放着一部喜剧,但观众一点笑声也没有。几个衣着一样,发型一样的老妪歪歪斜斜地坐在发沙上,神情呆滞而落寞。有个老人在自言自语,有个正缓缓弯下腰,想去捡掉在地上的一块饼干吃。 儿子知道母亲喜欢光亮,所以为她选了一间阳光充足的房间。从窗口望出去,树荫下,一片芳草如茵。几名护士推着坐在轮椅的老者在夕阳下散步,四周悄然寂静得令人心酸。纵是夕阳无限好,毕竟已到了黄昏,他心中低低叹息。
"妈,我......我要走了!"母亲只能点头。他走时,母亲频频挥手,她张着没有牙的嘴,苍白干燥的咀唇在嗫嚅着,一副欲语还休的样子。儿子这才注意到母亲银灰色的头发,深陷的眼窝以及打着细褶的皱脸。母亲,真的老了!他霍然记起一则儿时旧事。那年他才6岁,母亲有事回乡,不便携他同行,于是把他寄住在阿财叔家几天。母亲临走时,他惊恐地抱着母亲的腿不肯放,伤心大声号哭道:"妈妈不要丢下我!妈妈不要走!" 最后母亲没有丢下他。他连忙离开房间,顺手把门关上,不敢回头,深恐那记忆像鬼魅似地追缠而来。
他回到家,妻子与岳母正疯狂的把母亲房里的一切扔个不亦乐乎。身高3英寸的奖杯──那是他小
学作文比赛《我的母亲》第1名的胜利品!华英字典──那是母亲整个月省吃省用所买给他的第1份 生日礼物!还有母亲临睡前要擦的风湿油,没有他为她擦,带去老人院又有甚么意义呢?
"够了,别再扔了!"儿子怒吼道。
"这么多垃圾,不把它扔掉,怎么放得下我的东西。" 岳母没好气地说。
"就是嘛!你赶快把你妈那张烂床给抬出去,我明天要为我妈添张新的!"
一堆童年的照片展现在儿子眼前,那是母亲带他到动物园和游乐园拍的照片。
"它们是我妈的财产,一样也不能丢!"
"你这算甚态度?对我妈这么大声,我要你向我妈道歉!" (楼主注:这算什么儿子,把自己的母
亲送到养老院,然后把岳母接来住,要就一起去送,要就留自己的母亲)
"我娶你就要爱你的母亲,为甚么?嫁给我就不能爱我的母亲?"
雨后的黑夜分外冷寂,街道萧瑟,行人车辆格外稀少。一辆宝马在路上飞驰,频频闯红灯,陷黄格,呼一声又飞驰而过。那辆轿车一路奔往山岗上的那间老人院,停车直奔上楼,推开母亲卧房的门。他幽灵似地站着,母亲正抚摸着风湿痛的双腿低泣。 她见到儿子手中正拿着那瓶风湿油,显然感到安慰的说:"妈忘了带,幸好你拿来!"他走到母亲身边,跪了下来。 "很晚了,妈自己擦可以了,你明天还要上班,回去吧!"
他嗫嚅片刻,终于忍不住啜泣道:"妈,对不起,请原谅我!我们回家去吧!"
~~后语~~
随着自己愈长大,看着父母亲脸庞从年轻变憔悴,头发从乌丝变白发,动作从迅捷变缓慢,多心疼!父母亲总是将最好、最宝贵的留给我们,像蜡烛不停的燃烧自己,照亮孩子!而我呢?有没有腾出一个空间给我的父母,或者只是在当我需要停泊岸时,才会想起他们......
其实父母亲要的真的不多,只是一句随意的问候「爸、妈,你们今天好吗?」随意买的宵夜,煮一顿再普通不过的晚餐,睡前帮他们盖盖被子,天冷帮他们添衣服、戴手套....都能让他们高兴温馨很久。有时,我常在想:我希望我的子女以后如何对我。那现在,我有没有如此对待我的父母?我相信,人是环环相扣的;现在,你如何对待你的父母;以后,你的子女就如何待你。
朋友,人世间最难报的就是父母恩,愿我们都能:以反哺之心奉敬父母,以感恩之心孝顺父母!
~共勉之~
生命不要求我们成为最好的,只要求我们作最大的努力!
老人安养院墙上发现的一篇文章
孩子!当你还很小的时候,我花了很多时间,教你慢慢用汤匙、用筷子吃东西。教你系鞋带、扣扣子、溜滑梯、教你穿衣服、梳头发、拧鼻涕。这些和你在一起的点点滴滴,是多么的令我怀念不已。所以,当我想不起来,接不上话时,请给我一点时间,等我一下,让我再想一想 ......极可能最后连要说什么,我也一并忘记。孩子!你忘记我们练习了好几百回,才学会的第一首娃娃歌吗?是否还记得每天总要我绞尽脑汁,去回答不知道你从哪里冒出 来的吗?所以,当我重复又重复说着老掉牙的故事,哼着我孩提时代的儿歌时,体谅我。让我继续沉醉在这些回忆中吧!切望你,也能陪着我闲话家常吧!孩子,现 在我常忘了扣扣子、系鞋带。吃饭时,会弄脏衣服,梳头发时手还会不停的抖,不要催促我,要对我多一点耐心和温柔,只要有你在一起,就会有很多的温暖涌上心 头。
孩子!如今,我的脚站也站不稳,走也走不动。所以,请你紧紧的握着我的手,陪着我,慢慢的。就像当年一样,我带着你一步一步地走。
若为人子女也不懂得如何体谅他们,那他们便只能于痛苦中渡过余生,黑暗中逝去......
Sunday, March 5, 2006
Lu Ying, your vibe is Mauvelous
You're a glamour gal wherever you go — and that's what makes your vibe so mauvelous. It doesn't matter if you're dressed to the nines for a chichi night out or pulling up weeds in the yard — you've got a dazzling personality that makes you at home wherever you go.Admit it, you're a charmer, and you love, well, spreading the love. That's why people tend to flock to you — there's a magnetic charm to your ways. You're captivating and charismatic, which is why people always look to you for advice on the next big thing. Show it off!
try it!!
http://web.tickle.com/tests/vibe/
try it!!
http://web.tickle.com/tests/vibe/
Monday, February 13, 2006

Happy Valentines Day to every1!!!!
hope all of u have a happy n nice Valentines Day!!!
to those couples.... do enjoy every second wif ur partners!!!
those boyfrens.... pls do sumthing to ur girlfren.....
those single.... dun worry!!! u still have ur frens to celebrate wif!!! haha....
or u wanna find 1 b4 tomolo? hehe......
single....... but i still have activities wif my frenz.......
going to celebrate wif them..........
anyway... have a nice day!!!
yuhuu.... this wat +2 like to say!!!!
Sunday, February 12, 2006
白痴, 傻佬的IQ題
1)有一架飞机要失事了,大家都不知道怎么办?!这时,有个傻佬冲进厕所里,把马桶拆了丢出飞机去!为什么他要这么做呢?
2)路上有一辆车跑得很快。突然间,司机看到一个人冲出马路,他急忙刹车、转弯!呼!还好,没撞到那个路人。他下车一看,却发现路人死了!为什么会这样子呢?
(要看答案请往下滑……)
(再往下滑)
答案:1。因为他是傻佬咯!!!哈哈!
2。因为他给那个傻佬丢下来的马桶压死啰!哈哈哈!!!
2)路上有一辆车跑得很快。突然间,司机看到一个人冲出马路,他急忙刹车、转弯!呼!还好,没撞到那个路人。他下车一看,却发现路人死了!为什么会这样子呢?
(要看答案请往下滑……)
(再往下滑)
答案:1。因为他是傻佬咯!!!哈哈!
2。因为他给那个傻佬丢下来的马桶压死啰!哈哈哈!!!
Saturday, February 11, 2006
生日快樂 --> 張偉杰
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
h@vE @ tRy!!
http://www.jigcool.com/jigonline/en/jigplay_en07.php?dir_no=0125061259114549134905070
http://www.jigcool.com/jigonline/en/jigplay_en02.php?dir_no=0125061490114550272405070
http://www.jigcool.com/jigonline/en/jigplay_en12.php?dir_no=0125061111114550293405070
GOOD LUCK!!
find out wat's that!!! it's cool!!!
http://www.jigcool.com/jigonline/en/jigplay_en02.php?dir_no=0125061490114550272405070
http://www.jigcool.com/jigonline/en/jigplay_en12.php?dir_no=0125061111114550293405070
GOOD LUCK!!
find out wat's that!!! it's cool!!!
b@g oR piLLoW???

the thing i know is my bag is perfectly geng n i love my bag....
it's from japan n it's cool... it looks big when i carry it although i dun put many things inside...
anyway... my bag can put many things... the function is cool......... n got many places to hide my things.... only yan shan saw it b4!!!
amazing rite???
ok............. i love my bag 4eva!!! although they always complain my bag very noisy.... haha... i hang lots of keychain on my bag.... n my sis will know i'm coming back from far coz my bag got bells..... that's wat she said!!! but still i love my bag!!! haha...............
chinese new year coming soon!!! my bag is so suit to the festival... it's in red n will bring gud luck 4 me!!!!
3 more days to chinese new year!!!!
wish every1 happy chinese new year n may ur wishes come true!!!!
GANBATTE!!!
淤青
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Lu Ying, your true color is Red!
Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you do.
if you also wanna know wat's ur colour, pls visit:
http://web.tickle.com/color/
if you also wanna know wat's ur colour, pls visit:
http://web.tickle.com/color/
Saturday, January 14, 2006
haha.... i also dunno the answer!!
樂怡是個人見人愛的女孩子,她身邊總有很多男子追求。從小到大,無論是初中,高中,直至出來工作,她的吸引力從未減去分毫。
水汪汪的眼睛,高高的鼻子,櫻桃的小紅唇,甜美的聲線,
加上她活潑可愛的性格,真是叫所有男孩都想立刻擁有她。
但是樂怡卻沒有向任何一個追求她的人動心,
因為她深信----”一生一世”這四個字,認為拍拖根本不用急,
她不怕去等,等自己心目中白馬王子的出現。
但是從來也沒有人知道樂怡心中的白馬王子是個怎?
因為她從來沒有跟別人透露過,雖然是這樣,
但是追求她的人仍是多不勝數。富有的,俊俏的,強壯的,幽默的……直至有一天……這天是樂怡第二十一歲的生日,很多人當然不會放過這個獻殷勤的大好機會,
各人也施展渾身解數務求奪得美人歡心。慣常地,樂怡收到很多很有心思的禮物,
她當然十分開心,但卻不代表她動了心。就在這個時候,
突然有一位約六呎高的男孩,樣子雖是稱得上俊俏,
但他卻表露出很有信心的樣子,向著樂怡慢慢的走過來。
那男子手持著一個約半米乘半米的盒子,對樂怡說:”把你的手伸入盒子裡面吧!”樂怡雖然不明白他的用意,但她卻很好奇的依著那男孩所說的去做。
突然,樂怡尖叫了一聲!就在眾人震驚之制,那男孩又再度跟樂怡說:”能夠做我的女朋友嗎?”樂怡不禁淚灑當場,只是不斷默默地點頭,似乎她已經找倒她心中的白馬王子了!究竟盒子內藏著甚麼呢?
水汪汪的眼睛,高高的鼻子,櫻桃的小紅唇,甜美的聲線,
加上她活潑可愛的性格,真是叫所有男孩都想立刻擁有她。
但是樂怡卻沒有向任何一個追求她的人動心,
因為她深信----”一生一世”這四個字,認為拍拖根本不用急,
她不怕去等,等自己心目中白馬王子的出現。
但是從來也沒有人知道樂怡心中的白馬王子是個怎?
因為她從來沒有跟別人透露過,雖然是這樣,
但是追求她的人仍是多不勝數。富有的,俊俏的,強壯的,幽默的……直至有一天……這天是樂怡第二十一歲的生日,很多人當然不會放過這個獻殷勤的大好機會,
各人也施展渾身解數務求奪得美人歡心。慣常地,樂怡收到很多很有心思的禮物,
她當然十分開心,但卻不代表她動了心。就在這個時候,
突然有一位約六呎高的男孩,樣子雖是稱得上俊俏,
但他卻表露出很有信心的樣子,向著樂怡慢慢的走過來。
那男子手持著一個約半米乘半米的盒子,對樂怡說:”把你的手伸入盒子裡面吧!”樂怡雖然不明白他的用意,但她卻很好奇的依著那男孩所說的去做。
突然,樂怡尖叫了一聲!就在眾人震驚之制,那男孩又再度跟樂怡說:”能夠做我的女朋友嗎?”樂怡不禁淚灑當場,只是不斷默默地點頭,似乎她已經找倒她心中的白馬王子了!究竟盒子內藏著甚麼呢?
Sunday, November 13, 2005
gEnTiNg!! gEntInG!!!
yeah... tomolo will be the day to genting!!!
so exicited to go!! coz i'm going wif my frenz......
hmm.... actually to make this trip on, v faced so many probs....
no1 going, parents didnt allow, no money, sum personal probs, time, hotel................
okok.......... everything is over!!!
yeah!! going to genting soon...
just 22 hours to go!!!
so cool man!!
then i must introduce my gang of frens rite?....
u3, +2, nyin hui, pei yan, khai leng, pei yin n hui yee....
b4 v go... they planned so many things...
the budget, hotel, activities, things to bring n buy, n the most interesting is......
to have steamboat there.........
realy cool......
n that ay v went to jusco to buy all the things v need n let u know..............
the receipt is so loooooooooooooong.........
v bought snack, maggie cup, sparkling juice, soya bean, soup.........
n khai leng is going to buy all the stuff 4 steamboat n shandy!!!
yeah again!! going to have fun there....
n i guess at nite v cant really sleep coz they planned to gamble........ n mess up the hotel!!
oh no.........
but luckily not me to book the hotel!!!
hehe...... not under my responsible!!!
haha......... pei yan.......
god ble.... nonono....
86 bless u!!!!
so exicited to go!! coz i'm going wif my frenz......
hmm.... actually to make this trip on, v faced so many probs....
no1 going, parents didnt allow, no money, sum personal probs, time, hotel................
okok.......... everything is over!!!
yeah!! going to genting soon...
just 22 hours to go!!!
so cool man!!
then i must introduce my gang of frens rite?....
u3, +2, nyin hui, pei yan, khai leng, pei yin n hui yee....
b4 v go... they planned so many things...
the budget, hotel, activities, things to bring n buy, n the most interesting is......
to have steamboat there.........
realy cool......
n that ay v went to jusco to buy all the things v need n let u know..............
the receipt is so loooooooooooooong.........
v bought snack, maggie cup, sparkling juice, soya bean, soup.........
n khai leng is going to buy all the stuff 4 steamboat n shandy!!!
yeah again!! going to have fun there....
n i guess at nite v cant really sleep coz they planned to gamble........ n mess up the hotel!!
oh no.........
but luckily not me to book the hotel!!!
hehe...... not under my responsible!!!
haha......... pei yan.......
god ble.... nonono....
86 bless u!!!!
Friday, November 11, 2005
thx..........
really appreciate....
finally my grandmum is all right!!!
today she was discharged from sentosa medical center....
last week after my cousin's wedding dinner, she was fainted in the toilet n luckily my cousin saw her n sent her to SMC....
then she had to stay there 4 1 week to be observed by the doctor... named Mohan!!
actually is just she didnt eat well before that... not enough nutrien.. n so called malnutrien...
everyday my relatives will visit her n talk to her....
sumtimes her ward will fully stuffed by human....
i really not understand y every1 likes to stand here doing nothing but still they 1 2 go...
mayb they 1 2 show that they r very concern bout it... they r very gud....
haiz..........
then finally today... when i went wif my dad this afternoon.... my grandmum was so happy when she saw us...
the 1st things she said was "can go home oredi"..........
actually v knew it....
grandmum cant stand lonely... she cant stand lying down n doing nothing....
she wanted to go home 4 so long.... that's wat her desire...
but wat to do.... v cant.. she need to stay!!! for her own gud!!!
hmm.... she also cant smoke during her stay at SMC... coz they dun let her to do so.... she is not suppose to smoke....
cigrattes harm!!!!
after collecting her report... v went home...
luckily she let my maid to cook....
if not..........
as she is not as strong as she used to be like last time..... she cant force herself to do too much things... but she still do so.........
so she get sick easily!!
.......... hope she will healthier n can let go sumthing n let us to serve her....
let us to do things 4 her...
let us to help her.........
let us to do everything... n she can rest well!!!
grandmum......... stay cool!!!
hehe.............
enjoy ur life.... dun make ur life tough!!!
just ENJOY!!!
finally my grandmum is all right!!!
today she was discharged from sentosa medical center....
last week after my cousin's wedding dinner, she was fainted in the toilet n luckily my cousin saw her n sent her to SMC....
then she had to stay there 4 1 week to be observed by the doctor... named Mohan!!
actually is just she didnt eat well before that... not enough nutrien.. n so called malnutrien...
everyday my relatives will visit her n talk to her....
sumtimes her ward will fully stuffed by human....
i really not understand y every1 likes to stand here doing nothing but still they 1 2 go...
mayb they 1 2 show that they r very concern bout it... they r very gud....
haiz..........
then finally today... when i went wif my dad this afternoon.... my grandmum was so happy when she saw us...
the 1st things she said was "can go home oredi"..........
actually v knew it....
grandmum cant stand lonely... she cant stand lying down n doing nothing....
she wanted to go home 4 so long.... that's wat her desire...
but wat to do.... v cant.. she need to stay!!! for her own gud!!!
hmm.... she also cant smoke during her stay at SMC... coz they dun let her to do so.... she is not suppose to smoke....
cigrattes harm!!!!
after collecting her report... v went home...
luckily she let my maid to cook....
if not..........
as she is not as strong as she used to be like last time..... she cant force herself to do too much things... but she still do so.........
so she get sick easily!!
.......... hope she will healthier n can let go sumthing n let us to serve her....
let us to do things 4 her...
let us to help her.........
let us to do everything... n she can rest well!!!
grandmum......... stay cool!!!
hehe.............
enjoy ur life.... dun make ur life tough!!!
just ENJOY!!!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
h@pPy, LuCkY, cOoKiE...
yeah!! so happy...
today went to timesquare 4 chicken little wif yu shan!!!
actually v both so cham..
so poor lar!!
at 1st v went to kl central to buy genting ticket... then used up all our money!!!
anyway.... still continue to timesquare 4 our super great chicken little!!!
yeah... so nice.. i love it!!
after that.. v went window shopping.. as u know window shopping is just meaningless... v didnt buy anything as both of us were so poor!!!!
here is the main point!!!
i went to the customer counter n just ask 4 fun about my long missing, stolen bag.....
then that gud hearted, hardworking lady checked 4 me n she said cant find anything!!
actually i'm knew it... i knew i wont never get it back.......
okok.... then i went to PAUZ to eat pau of course.....
while i'm looking at the menu...
sum1 tap me on my shoulder....
the above mentioned lady chased me n told me mayb my bag was in the security room......
then i followed her to the security room to wait 4 miracle...
but just seems like hopeless.....
the guy asked me so many useless questions....
as if i wanna bluff him 4 the costless bag.....
i waited there as there r so many security problems at timesquare!!!
then here comes the miracle.... it's ridiculous!!!
the man walked out wif my lovely orange bag!!!
yeah!! i'm just like flying up to the sky!!
my bag!
my bag!!
but i still have to wait 4 the turtle slow procedure..
n finally.... i got back my bag!!!!
yeah!!!
yeah!!!
then happily i treat yu shan wif PAUZ's pau lor!!
n i called my mum to tell her the news!!
n... i got mumbled...
hehe.. tell u sumthing..
i did my new ic yesterday!!
so.... she said i waste money lor!!!
n said asked me to find the bag 4 so long but i didnt!!!
haiz.... not my fault mah!!!
go alone meh?
the if i didnt get back my bag then how wor....
like very siao rite!!!
aiyoh.... as long as i get back my bag lor... my wallet, my shirt too!!!
haha... so happy!!
u must know.. mayb that day if i go, not that gud hearted lady who r working there... mayb....
lots of mayb rite!!!
hehe............. nothing to say lar...
i'm so happy today!!!
so lucky!!
today went to timesquare 4 chicken little wif yu shan!!!
actually v both so cham..
so poor lar!!
at 1st v went to kl central to buy genting ticket... then used up all our money!!!
anyway.... still continue to timesquare 4 our super great chicken little!!!
yeah... so nice.. i love it!!
after that.. v went window shopping.. as u know window shopping is just meaningless... v didnt buy anything as both of us were so poor!!!!
here is the main point!!!
i went to the customer counter n just ask 4 fun about my long missing, stolen bag.....
then that gud hearted, hardworking lady checked 4 me n she said cant find anything!!
actually i'm knew it... i knew i wont never get it back.......
okok.... then i went to PAUZ to eat pau of course.....
while i'm looking at the menu...
sum1 tap me on my shoulder....
the above mentioned lady chased me n told me mayb my bag was in the security room......
then i followed her to the security room to wait 4 miracle...
but just seems like hopeless.....
the guy asked me so many useless questions....
as if i wanna bluff him 4 the costless bag.....
i waited there as there r so many security problems at timesquare!!!
then here comes the miracle.... it's ridiculous!!!
the man walked out wif my lovely orange bag!!!
yeah!! i'm just like flying up to the sky!!
my bag!
my bag!!
but i still have to wait 4 the turtle slow procedure..
n finally.... i got back my bag!!!!
yeah!!!
yeah!!!
then happily i treat yu shan wif PAUZ's pau lor!!
n i called my mum to tell her the news!!
n... i got mumbled...
hehe.. tell u sumthing..
i did my new ic yesterday!!
so.... she said i waste money lor!!!
n said asked me to find the bag 4 so long but i didnt!!!
haiz.... not my fault mah!!!
go alone meh?
the if i didnt get back my bag then how wor....
like very siao rite!!!
aiyoh.... as long as i get back my bag lor... my wallet, my shirt too!!!
haha... so happy!!
u must know.. mayb that day if i go, not that gud hearted lady who r working there... mayb....
lots of mayb rite!!!
hehe............. nothing to say lar...
i'm so happy today!!!
so lucky!!
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
H@pPy bIrThd@y.....


happy birthday brother!!!
just be urself...
n listen to dad n mum lor!!
u r now 12 n going to enter secondary school!!
so......
nothing to say much....
just wish that all ur dreams come true!!!!
get gud result in ur UPSR!!
dun forget me lor!!!
haha..............
let me sing u a birthday song...
happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to Yong Sheng,
happy birthday to u!!!
hey... wait...
another version!!
happy birthday to u,
u r born in the zoo,
wif the monkey n the elephant,
happy birthay to u!!
haha...............
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
lurve,
sis!!
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
20甲洞创新之新一代白雪公主
很久很久以前,有一个美丽、繁荣的不知名国家。那里有一幢很雄伟的城堡,里头住着统治国家的国王张伟杰和他美丽、贤淑的妻子陈家希。他们育有一名皮肤白如雪的小公主名为白雪,小名燕珊。
有一个风和日丽的早上,国王到街市微服出巡遇见了一个前所未见、举世未闻,犹如天上仙女一般的女人谭佩欣。瞬时,他爱上了她。殊不知,这个美丽女子谭佩欣乃是心肠毒如蛇蝎的女巫,她的目的是想统治国家。这个女子迷惑了他,唆使他弑妻。。。
国王想立巫女为后,于是下令猎手林伟杀了妻子陈家希。林伟杰这面目可憎的臭家伙趁王后喝下午茶时一把将她推下了井!两天后国王就和那女巫举办了婚礼。从此,白雪公主的命运就坎坷不已,深居材房、干尽所有粗活儿,从洗厕所到煮食等都由她做。国王对所有事都不问不闻,对女巫谭佩欣惟命是从。
十八年后。。。 白雪公主已长的亭亭玉立;王后谭佩欣却已年老色衰~~~一日,王后对着她的宝贝魔镜史金福问啊:''魔镜啊魔镜这个世上,谁最美丽?'' 魔镜史金福回答:''啊哟,不是你这个欧巴桑啦,是那个十八一朵花的白雪啦!!!哦呵呵呵呵~~'' 王后大怒,立刻招徕猎手林伟杰把白雪干掉·。臭屁林伟杰想趁白雪在森林采花时杀了她怎知道突然建心脏病发让白雪知道了。。。他呻吟挣扎非常痛苦,白雪一步步靠近他。。。忽然,她说:''哼,你以为我不只知道你跟踪我咩?哼!呸呸!!!''她揍了他一顿,猎人“卦”了。。。
尔后,白雪杀了人很害怕,转身就往森林里跑。跑啊跑,过了许久她晕倒了。经过五天五夜,白雪终于有救。有七个傻头傻脑的侏儒垂涎她的美色而救她。。。 这群以''肥得力姨''为首脑的矮人们将白雪扛回小人屋。正当矮人们讨论着要吃她的哪个部位时,她就醒了。他们你望我,我望你,突然白雪尖叫起来!“ 你们这群矮冬瓜色鬼,想干吗?哈,是不是垂涎本姑娘的美色,意图不轨?告诉你们,不要以为我不知道你们的鬼注意,我是堂堂的白雪公主,只要一个手指就能捏死你们!谁若想乱来,谁就不得善终。从现在开始你们要称我为无敌美丽白里透红仙女似的公主,服侍我服服贴贴。否则?哼,你们的人头统统不保!给我醒醒定定!!''
那些矮冬瓜从未见过什么世面,早被白雪的一番话吓得魂不附体,惟命是从了! 那日起,白雪就宛如神似的被供养。从衣着、三餐至金钱首饰都被供给。她对这些矮冬瓜们总是呼呼喝喝,他们的日子可难过了。。。
一个飘雪的晚上,恶毒的王后又再一次向 宝贝魔镜史金福问道:“魔镜啊魔镜这个世上,谁最美丽?一定是偶吧!噢呵呵呵呵!” 魔镜回答:''啊哟,不是你这个欧巴桑啦,是那个十八一朵花的白雪啦!!!你这个大笨蛋,她还没死喇!哦呵呵呵呵~~'' 王后大怒,一掌将宝贝魔镜史金福劈死。宝贝魔镜史金福劈里啪啦的碎成七七四十九块,七魂不见六魄,从此永无天日。。。
王后这次决定不靠别人,靠自己。王后跑道货舱找到了一瓶味道和洗地水相似的魔药,嘿嘿干笑了两声,就把它喝掉。就在雷电交加天气极速变奏之时,王后变成了一只皮肤凹凸不平、双眼凸大、味似粪便、黑绿交加的丑八怪癞蛤蟆。她一边呱呱叫一边往白雪那儿奔去。。。。 七七四十九秒后,王后终于到了。。。她爬进白雪公主的杯里下蛋! 它共下了七七四十九颗蛋蛋。。。然后又跳回王宫去了!!!
“噫,那班废材连珍珠奶茶也会做??啧啧。。。做的难喝你们就给我跳到粪池去洗澡!!!这班死矮人,要我堂堂无敌美丽白里透红仙女似的公主和你们混在一起。。。呸呸~~~!!! ” 咕噜咕噜。。。白雪公主一口口吞掉了。。。。。。。
不一会儿。。。。。。。
“哎哟。。。哎哟。。这班死矮人,到底给了什么我喝?哎呀~~~痛死人啦~~~哟唷哟~~~”白雪公主在一片惨叫声中昏死过去了。 “咦,这。。。这。。。这不是白雪公主吗???” “她好像没了呼吸呵。。。” “ 她死了?” “死了?” “死了。” “ HOORAY!!!!!!”“她死了耶!咱们脱离苦海了。。。哈哈哈哈哈!” “开香槟庆祝吧!” 这班矮人们决定狂吃狂喝七天以示庆祝。
突然,一阵马蹄声。。。kedekut...kedekut....白马上坐着的乃邻国的王子,唐唐〖唐业融】!他有一头乌黑浓密的秀发,水汪汪的大眼睛,孑子肠般的厚唇,瓜子般的脸孔和四尺高的身段。。。他步向白雪公主,吻住了她。。。真是神肾的一刻哪! 白雪公主突然转醒,就在那一刹那间,她爱上他了!在夕阳余晖下,他们共骑一匹白马回到王宫去。。。
就在同一时候,王后因怎么也变不回原来的样子而恼怒不已~~ 她狂奔乱跳,发出呱呱的嘈杂声,扰人清梦!终于,御厨李加仪忍受不住而展现她的绝技--小李飞飞刀,将癞蛤蟆王后谭佩欣一刀斩死且滴血不流,果然神乎其技,神乎其技啊!!!~~~~~
改篇:叶凯龄
也就是我们创新组的组长!!! 加油喽!! 要创更多的故事喽!!!
有一个风和日丽的早上,国王到街市微服出巡遇见了一个前所未见、举世未闻,犹如天上仙女一般的女人谭佩欣。瞬时,他爱上了她。殊不知,这个美丽女子谭佩欣乃是心肠毒如蛇蝎的女巫,她的目的是想统治国家。这个女子迷惑了他,唆使他弑妻。。。
国王想立巫女为后,于是下令猎手林伟杀了妻子陈家希。林伟杰这面目可憎的臭家伙趁王后喝下午茶时一把将她推下了井!两天后国王就和那女巫举办了婚礼。从此,白雪公主的命运就坎坷不已,深居材房、干尽所有粗活儿,从洗厕所到煮食等都由她做。国王对所有事都不问不闻,对女巫谭佩欣惟命是从。
十八年后。。。 白雪公主已长的亭亭玉立;王后谭佩欣却已年老色衰~~~一日,王后对着她的宝贝魔镜史金福问啊:''魔镜啊魔镜这个世上,谁最美丽?'' 魔镜史金福回答:''啊哟,不是你这个欧巴桑啦,是那个十八一朵花的白雪啦!!!哦呵呵呵呵~~'' 王后大怒,立刻招徕猎手林伟杰把白雪干掉·。臭屁林伟杰想趁白雪在森林采花时杀了她怎知道突然建心脏病发让白雪知道了。。。他呻吟挣扎非常痛苦,白雪一步步靠近他。。。忽然,她说:''哼,你以为我不只知道你跟踪我咩?哼!呸呸!!!''她揍了他一顿,猎人“卦”了。。。
尔后,白雪杀了人很害怕,转身就往森林里跑。跑啊跑,过了许久她晕倒了。经过五天五夜,白雪终于有救。有七个傻头傻脑的侏儒垂涎她的美色而救她。。。 这群以''肥得力姨''为首脑的矮人们将白雪扛回小人屋。正当矮人们讨论着要吃她的哪个部位时,她就醒了。他们你望我,我望你,突然白雪尖叫起来!“ 你们这群矮冬瓜色鬼,想干吗?哈,是不是垂涎本姑娘的美色,意图不轨?告诉你们,不要以为我不知道你们的鬼注意,我是堂堂的白雪公主,只要一个手指就能捏死你们!谁若想乱来,谁就不得善终。从现在开始你们要称我为无敌美丽白里透红仙女似的公主,服侍我服服贴贴。否则?哼,你们的人头统统不保!给我醒醒定定!!''
那些矮冬瓜从未见过什么世面,早被白雪的一番话吓得魂不附体,惟命是从了! 那日起,白雪就宛如神似的被供养。从衣着、三餐至金钱首饰都被供给。她对这些矮冬瓜们总是呼呼喝喝,他们的日子可难过了。。。
一个飘雪的晚上,恶毒的王后又再一次向 宝贝魔镜史金福问道:“魔镜啊魔镜这个世上,谁最美丽?一定是偶吧!噢呵呵呵呵!” 魔镜回答:''啊哟,不是你这个欧巴桑啦,是那个十八一朵花的白雪啦!!!你这个大笨蛋,她还没死喇!哦呵呵呵呵~~'' 王后大怒,一掌将宝贝魔镜史金福劈死。宝贝魔镜史金福劈里啪啦的碎成七七四十九块,七魂不见六魄,从此永无天日。。。
王后这次决定不靠别人,靠自己。王后跑道货舱找到了一瓶味道和洗地水相似的魔药,嘿嘿干笑了两声,就把它喝掉。就在雷电交加天气极速变奏之时,王后变成了一只皮肤凹凸不平、双眼凸大、味似粪便、黑绿交加的丑八怪癞蛤蟆。她一边呱呱叫一边往白雪那儿奔去。。。。 七七四十九秒后,王后终于到了。。。她爬进白雪公主的杯里下蛋! 它共下了七七四十九颗蛋蛋。。。然后又跳回王宫去了!!!
“噫,那班废材连珍珠奶茶也会做??啧啧。。。做的难喝你们就给我跳到粪池去洗澡!!!这班死矮人,要我堂堂无敌美丽白里透红仙女似的公主和你们混在一起。。。呸呸~~~!!! ” 咕噜咕噜。。。白雪公主一口口吞掉了。。。。。。。
不一会儿。。。。。。。
“哎哟。。。哎哟。。这班死矮人,到底给了什么我喝?哎呀~~~痛死人啦~~~哟唷哟~~~”白雪公主在一片惨叫声中昏死过去了。 “咦,这。。。这。。。这不是白雪公主吗???” “她好像没了呼吸呵。。。” “ 她死了?” “死了?” “死了。” “ HOORAY!!!!!!”“她死了耶!咱们脱离苦海了。。。哈哈哈哈哈!” “开香槟庆祝吧!” 这班矮人们决定狂吃狂喝七天以示庆祝。
突然,一阵马蹄声。。。kedekut...kedekut....白马上坐着的乃邻国的王子,唐唐〖唐业融】!他有一头乌黑浓密的秀发,水汪汪的大眼睛,孑子肠般的厚唇,瓜子般的脸孔和四尺高的身段。。。他步向白雪公主,吻住了她。。。真是神肾的一刻哪! 白雪公主突然转醒,就在那一刹那间,她爱上他了!在夕阳余晖下,他们共骑一匹白马回到王宫去。。。
就在同一时候,王后因怎么也变不回原来的样子而恼怒不已~~ 她狂奔乱跳,发出呱呱的嘈杂声,扰人清梦!终于,御厨李加仪忍受不住而展现她的绝技--小李飞飞刀,将癞蛤蟆王后谭佩欣一刀斩死且滴血不流,果然神乎其技,神乎其技啊!!!~~~~~
改篇:叶凯龄
也就是我们创新组的组长!!! 加油喽!! 要创更多的故事喽!!!
七合为一之恶心笑话
恶心笑话(一)
一个男子看见一家商店大减价,便走了进去。“您买些什么?”“我想买狗食。”“我们有规定,您必须证明您有狗。” “哪儿有这样的规定?”“减价商品就是这样。”男子与售货员磨了半天,售货员还是不同意卖给他。没有办法,男子只好回家把狗带来,才买到了狗食。过了几天,男子又去这家商店买猫食。“给我两盒猫食。”“我们有规定,您必须证明您有猫。”还是那个售货员,男子又与她磨蹭了半天,结果还是不得不回家把猫带来才买到了猫食。又过了几天,男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店,找到那个售货员。“您买些什么?”“你把手伸进去就知道。”售货员把手伸了进去:“是什么呀,粘乎乎的。”“我想买两卷儿手纸。”
恶心笑话(二)
有个人去带著朋友去探望他的外婆。当他和外婆说话时,他的朋友开始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生,把花生都吃完了。当他们离开时,他的朋友对外婆说:「谢谢您的花生」外婆回应说「喔!嗯!唉!自从我牙齿掉光后,我就只能吸掉它们外层的巧克力而已。老了,咳。。。
恶心笑话(三)
有人很喜欢“麻辣粉丝煲”这道菜。有一次,他上饭馆,又点了这道菜。但侍者告诉他,这道菜已经卖完了。“真的卖完了吗?”他很失望地问。“先生,真的卖完了。你瞧,最后一份卖给那桌的先生了。”侍者回答道。那人顺着侍者的指点,看见有个很体面的绅士坐在邻座。绅士的饭菜已经吃得差不多了,但那份“麻辣粉丝煲”居然还是满满的。那人觉得绅士很浪费美味,所以他走到绅士旁边,指着那份“麻辣粉丝煲”,很有礼貌地问:“先生,您这还要吗?”绅士很有风度地摇摇头。于是那人立刻坐下,拿起调羹狼吞虎咽起来。风卷残云,一会儿一半下肚了,突然间他发现在砂锅底躺着一只很小很小但皮毛已长全的小老鼠。一阵恶心,那人把吃下去的所有粉丝通通吐回了砂锅里。当他在那儿翻胃不已的时候,那绅士用很同情的眼光看着他,说:“很恶心是吗?刚才我也是这样……”
恶心笑话(四)
这天,酒店老板正在大厅巡视。来了一乞丐上前说道:“老板给个牙签行吗?”老板给他一个打发走了。一会儿,又来一个乞丐,也是来要牙签的。老板心想现在这乞丐怎么不要饭改要牙签了?也同样给他一个打发走了,没过多旧,又来一个乞丐。老板对他说:“你也是来要牙签的吗?”乞丐说:“有个人吐了,可我晚了一步,已经被前面两个乞丐把能吃的都吃了,现在只剩下汤了。你能给我个吸管吗?
恶心笑话(五)
老大、老二乘坐飞机,老二晕机,不停呕吐。一袋吐满,老大只好去取袋子,等他回来时,发觉全机人都在不停呕吐。老大问其原因,老二说:“我看到这只袋子也吐满了,只好又喝进去了半袋,结果他们就全吐了。”
恶心笑话(六)
有一天,老大和老二又去戏院看戏,看到中途二人为情节发展而争执起来,并为此打赌。老大指着前边摆的一排痰盂说:“输的人要喝一口那里边的东西。”不幸,老大输了,于是老大皱着眉头喝了一口。二人接着赌下边的情节,这次,老二输了。只见老二抱起一个痰盂,咕咚咕咚连喝了十五大口。老大大惊失色,佩服的五体投地,对老二说“你太了不起了,居然能连喝十五大口!” 老二摇摇头,“不是我想喝,那个痰盂里的痰太浓,我实在咬不断!”
恶心笑话(七)
一个流浪汉在酒吧个一个医生说:“这是什么,软软的像橡胶,但不是,像药衣,也不是。这是什么?”
医生拿起来,放到眼里看了看,拿来嗅嗅,说:“嗯,很像橡胶,但不是,像药衣,也不是。你从哪里弄来的。”
流浪汉说:“我不是很懂也,使我刚刚从鼻子里挖出来的。”
资料来源: 黄燕珊
谢了老友!!! 虽然没有得到允许.. 但你也不介意吧!!! 呵呵!!
一个男子看见一家商店大减价,便走了进去。“您买些什么?”“我想买狗食。”“我们有规定,您必须证明您有狗。” “哪儿有这样的规定?”“减价商品就是这样。”男子与售货员磨了半天,售货员还是不同意卖给他。没有办法,男子只好回家把狗带来,才买到了狗食。过了几天,男子又去这家商店买猫食。“给我两盒猫食。”“我们有规定,您必须证明您有猫。”还是那个售货员,男子又与她磨蹭了半天,结果还是不得不回家把猫带来才买到了猫食。又过了几天,男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店,找到那个售货员。“您买些什么?”“你把手伸进去就知道。”售货员把手伸了进去:“是什么呀,粘乎乎的。”“我想买两卷儿手纸。”
恶心笑话(二)
有个人去带著朋友去探望他的外婆。当他和外婆说话时,他的朋友开始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生,把花生都吃完了。当他们离开时,他的朋友对外婆说:「谢谢您的花生」外婆回应说「喔!嗯!唉!自从我牙齿掉光后,我就只能吸掉它们外层的巧克力而已。老了,咳。。。
恶心笑话(三)
有人很喜欢“麻辣粉丝煲”这道菜。有一次,他上饭馆,又点了这道菜。但侍者告诉他,这道菜已经卖完了。“真的卖完了吗?”他很失望地问。“先生,真的卖完了。你瞧,最后一份卖给那桌的先生了。”侍者回答道。那人顺着侍者的指点,看见有个很体面的绅士坐在邻座。绅士的饭菜已经吃得差不多了,但那份“麻辣粉丝煲”居然还是满满的。那人觉得绅士很浪费美味,所以他走到绅士旁边,指着那份“麻辣粉丝煲”,很有礼貌地问:“先生,您这还要吗?”绅士很有风度地摇摇头。于是那人立刻坐下,拿起调羹狼吞虎咽起来。风卷残云,一会儿一半下肚了,突然间他发现在砂锅底躺着一只很小很小但皮毛已长全的小老鼠。一阵恶心,那人把吃下去的所有粉丝通通吐回了砂锅里。当他在那儿翻胃不已的时候,那绅士用很同情的眼光看着他,说:“很恶心是吗?刚才我也是这样……”
恶心笑话(四)
这天,酒店老板正在大厅巡视。来了一乞丐上前说道:“老板给个牙签行吗?”老板给他一个打发走了。一会儿,又来一个乞丐,也是来要牙签的。老板心想现在这乞丐怎么不要饭改要牙签了?也同样给他一个打发走了,没过多旧,又来一个乞丐。老板对他说:“你也是来要牙签的吗?”乞丐说:“有个人吐了,可我晚了一步,已经被前面两个乞丐把能吃的都吃了,现在只剩下汤了。你能给我个吸管吗?
恶心笑话(五)
老大、老二乘坐飞机,老二晕机,不停呕吐。一袋吐满,老大只好去取袋子,等他回来时,发觉全机人都在不停呕吐。老大问其原因,老二说:“我看到这只袋子也吐满了,只好又喝进去了半袋,结果他们就全吐了。”
恶心笑话(六)
有一天,老大和老二又去戏院看戏,看到中途二人为情节发展而争执起来,并为此打赌。老大指着前边摆的一排痰盂说:“输的人要喝一口那里边的东西。”不幸,老大输了,于是老大皱着眉头喝了一口。二人接着赌下边的情节,这次,老二输了。只见老二抱起一个痰盂,咕咚咕咚连喝了十五大口。老大大惊失色,佩服的五体投地,对老二说“你太了不起了,居然能连喝十五大口!” 老二摇摇头,“不是我想喝,那个痰盂里的痰太浓,我实在咬不断!”
恶心笑话(七)
一个流浪汉在酒吧个一个医生说:“这是什么,软软的像橡胶,但不是,像药衣,也不是。这是什么?”
医生拿起来,放到眼里看了看,拿来嗅嗅,说:“嗯,很像橡胶,但不是,像药衣,也不是。你从哪里弄来的。”
流浪汉说:“我不是很懂也,使我刚刚从鼻子里挖出来的。”
资料来源: 黄燕珊
谢了老友!!! 虽然没有得到允许.. 但你也不介意吧!!! 呵呵!!
鬼鬼祟祟??
h@ppY $iNg@pOrE tRiP 之吃吃喝喝篇

偷吃??? 没有啦!!! 姐姐偷拍我!!!!

薯条... 汉堡.. 青春豆... burger king之晚餐!!

hey.. that's my sis... both of us went to singapore by our own... so cool man... really enjoy the trip.. n that food is wat she likes the most.... 黑炒 "米果".. ( 明白吗?? )

这是我吃的板面... 东炎板面喽!!!! 好好吃哟!!!! 太想念它了!!! yummy!!

这是牛扒套餐!!! 很值得哟!! 大大的牛扒.. 又有汤, 西瓜.... 太好吃了吧!!!!

这就是传说中的黑炒 "米果".... 有机会要试一试啦!!!!

我吃的大汉堡!! 好好吃哟!!! 才4 块钱!!!! 不过是新币!!! 还好啦!!!

享受着板面!! 哈哈... 你只有得看.. 没得吃!! 人间美食!!!

借来拍照总算可以吧!!!! 呵呵!! 不过... i'm lovin' it!!! 太好吃了!!!
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