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耍大牌

何谓耍大牌?
昨天是我班的一个小派对，然后我们事先就答应大家会带一些炸的食物到派对去。当然，我们做到了。可是，为了食物的美味，我们炸了蛮久的，因为要翻炸，结果迟到了。就在这一刻，就有人说我耍大牌，让大家等我一人。这句话，让我真的气到快爆炸了。他们不但没有感激，反而说了一些伤人的话。
有的同学真的说不过去，他们愿意等，还帮我搬东西，还称赞我做的食物。我不要求他们的称赞，或任何的帮忙，但真的不要说一些搬弄是非的话。真的，让人真的很生气。
昨晚，我真的很不开心，但想想为了他们的一句话，弄得自己的细胞死去，真不值得，所以呢，过后我就让自己融入大家，玩得还蛮高兴的。
这也让我学会了，不要被别人的一句话，让自己受苦。口张在别人的脸上，他们要说什么，就让他们去吧！反正有一天他们会收到报应的。
我姐也告诉我，他们真的很幼稚。所以呢。。。我说呀，我真的看透了！！！

亦结束亦开始

预考结束了，但大考即将到来。相信大家都很紧张大考的到来，也很不想考试吧，但有很向往考试后的日子。又是人生的一种无奈。考试成绩出来了，虽然自己知道考的不是很好，但还算满意。知道有进步的空间，而且还是蛮大的空间，所以让自己紧张了起来。每当遇到不会做的题目，朵定很紧张，虽然我知道那只是个小小的练习。也许这是自我要求吧。这问题困扰我这几个星期，让青春痘也长打得满脸了。伤心。。。

很久没上网留言了。。突然很想上来留留几句，也许没人会看，但也许能满足我自己吧。前一阵子一直有留意中国羽球明星的部落格，所以让我有感而发。虽然很希望自己写的东西被人欣赏，但我看只有明星会被注意到吧。看了他们的日记，真的有点难过，身为运动员的他们，是没有假期的。年级小小就被送到体院去训练，见家人的时间少之又少。所以呢，这世界真的是很公平的。你得到了一些东西，同一时间也会失去另一些东西。

我突然喜欢打羽球，也许是受他们影响吧。自从看了汤杯赛，就很留意羽球了。再加上很喜欢其中几位选手，更让我热衷于羽球。这也让我决定每个星期六去打羽球。但我知道不是每个人有同样的想法。羽球打久了，朋友们也厌倦了，所以就没去打了。可是我依然很希望能每个星期能打到羽球，能继续让我的技术有更进一步的空间。而目前的我偶尔会留意羽球员们的打法，让自己能学会一招半式的，虽然不是专业的，但应该能压的到场吧。以前很希望能去学羽球，但妈妈总是说我没时间，渐渐的，我就没打羽球了。直到今年，又再重出江湖，呵呵。。

假期快到了，我又要挥拍了唷。这假期，真的不能浪费掉了。它意含着我是需打拼的时候了。补习是越来越满了，喘不过气也需继续撑到底。坚持毕竟是我的长项。但我也会不忘娱乐，大家依然能听到我的笑声，我也会继续带给大家欢乐。

就要结束了!!

还有三天，预考就要结束了。不知不觉，两个礼拜就这样过去。熬也熬过了，还有什么事会阻挡在前方呢? 自信慢慢地又回来了。这次的考试，将会是在学校的最后一次年终考。考完了，就剩下最重要的SPM了。紧张与期待在脑海交叉。这算是人生中的一种无奈吧!
成绩，将是最好的回报。一切的努力，要的回报，就是要收到好成绩吧!! 大家都把这次的考试看得蛮重的吧! 毕竟将主宰我们的未来。但，不考也考了，成绩应该用以平常心来对待了吧!!

马来西亚的羽球队，现在之剩下古健杰和黄佩蒂这混双队了吧!! 很兴奋他们能旗开得胜，击败了丹麦。。李宗伟，李万华和钟腾福，背负着大马人的期望，一直被看好为冠军队伍，但压力使他们喘不过气来了，一切努力与技巧，都发挥不出来了。。。怪他们也无补于事，就原谅他们吧!! 让我们放长双眼，期盼古健杰和黄佩蒂会打败对手吧!! 也算是为大马人争一口气。
陈重明与这次的比赛无缘，只好等下次吧，相信他与古健杰能成为下一届的冠军。


我发现。。。

我爱上羽球了!!!!

假期

一个星期的假期又这样过去了。现在想想，好像没有完全荒废，却又好像让它没意义地溜走了。假期的开始，总是抱着希望。安排了温习的时间表，安排了娱乐的时间，但都好像不能发挥在我身上。可能是我不喜欢被约束吧! 有努力地去跟从，但始终不能配合。我这奇怪的脑袋，到底在想什么呀? 压力好像开始慢慢地跑道我身上来了。一直以来，我考试都好像没压力的。什么事对我来说，都还蛮顺利的。但现在的我开始担心起来。没温习让我有罪恶感。温习时，好像让我喘不过气来。头开始痛，紧张。。。
天啊，让我恢复正常吧。。。

p/s 1: 我考上车牌咯，好高兴唷!!
p/s 2: 国小的人真的和华小的人有很大的分别。。。 尤其是国小男生，特别吝啬，一毛不拔。。。 我受够了。。。
p/s 3: 吝啬的人，就别去打羽球。。。
p/s 4: 打羽球不可邀吝啬的人，会很痛苦。。。我是过来人。。。

H@ppY bIrThd@y, D@D!!!

爸爸46岁生日咯!
并没有大事庆祝，只是到饭店吃餐饭...
在家切了蛋糕，闹了一会儿，也就算庆祝了..
爸爸也不喜欢拍照，也就拍了几张全家幅...
爸爸又老一岁咯!!
只能祝他能在事业上顺顺利利...
这几年来知道爸爸很努力地赚钱，让我们得到最好的...
偶尔顶顶嘴，也不是故意的，希望大人有大量咯!!
身为女儿的我，是知道爸爸很爱我们的...
还没考车，就买了车给我...
也不知道如何报答他啦...
只希望将来能尽量满足他咯!!
最后，祝爸爸生日快乐咯!!!

i w@s SeLeCtEd 4 NS!!!

haha... i was selected 4 the NS... no feelings...
when i went to tuition, every1 told me that i was selected.. then wat cross my mind is selected di then go lo... i think sure no probs 4 me la... haha...
but i wonder y they know n the news spread so fast le... really unbelievable... i seems to be the last 1 who know among my frens that i was selected... anyway, i go home n check through the internet again... n the answer is comfirm!! haha...
my reaction made my sis say that i'm sumthing wrong... but wat is the purpose if v cry n cry n cry like nothing n the result will not change...
accept it la...
got kinda feeling that i will be chosen...
kla... just pray that i will be chosen 4 the 1st batch la... no 2nd n 3rd batch le... i wanna study... dun wanna waste my time....

无奈

原来输的滋味是这样的.. 我并不是怕输, 而是输得很无奈....
今天在学校打了两场羽球赛, 第一场对垒校对, 结果赢了.... 当时真的很高兴, 终于能体会到羽球员在汤杯赢的滋味... 真的很高兴... 因为羽球不像别的球赛, 不到最后一分钟, 都不知道输赢... 终于能深深了解到... 在第一场, 我们输了... 在第二场我们迎头赶上, 胜了.. 在第三场更出色的脱颖而出... 大家都为我们感到高兴....
到了决赛, 我们十分兴奋, 大家都以为冠军属于我们的了...因为对方的组合不比我们来得好, 球艺也可说是我们占优势... 但万万没想到... 我们输了....
我终于了解到.. 什么叫做从天堂掉到第十八层地狱... 我和颖慧的心情到现在还未平复... 好无奈呀!! 真的不知道为什么会输.. 朋友们都不相信... 一个弱质纤纤... 赢了我们... 嗨.... 脑袋一片空白... 只知道... 越要赢, 越容易输... 也奉劝大家不要看低对手... 我能了解到马来西亚的羽球对为什么会输给丹麦了... 因为他们太想赢了... 太心急了.. 我想我当时也面对了这个问题.... 颖慧, 对不起了!!!
所以我们发誓要练好我们的球艺, 在向他们挑战.... 好让我们心服口服....

happy 17th belated birthday!! i was sick yesterday!!

birthday celebration at school wif pn. siti.. both of our birthday r on 5/7...
the birthday cake 4 me n pn.siti that my classmates bought 4 us.. it's a chocolate cheese cake!! yummy!!
the 1st present tat i received from my frens.. it's a converse fifa version leather sling bag.. i luv it so much.. thx ys, wj n wk!!
second celebration wif my sis at the curve.. v had our lunch at ton chan japanese restaurant!!

me n my birthday cake!! it's a blueberry black forest cake... it sounds the same rite? the cake seller said that it's the most tasty cake in the shop..
mum, sis n me... 3rd celebration at home!!!
4 of us... wif a charming pose... so cute rite??!!
presents that i received 4 my 17th birthday!! wish me happy birthday ya...

FIFA FREAK!!

my sis n i were fully addicted by the fifa world cup!! v bought 4 jersey, france, brazil, argentina n japan.. actually v didnt want to buy france, planning to buy england.. but england had no stock... that's y v bought france... all the team that v decided to buy lost in the game... now only left france.. so.. i fully support france although they defeated brazil... zidane, henry.. must gambatte!!
portugal must lose... i hate portugal.. they defeated england... i support england... i luv england!!!
anyway.. england still is the best!!

ENGLAND!!!

just finished watching the football match!! oh my god... england lost the match... how could it happen??? i supported england since the beginning... i luv the team.. even newspaper wrote that england will win protugal with the percentage of 65.. really cant trust wat i watched just now!!
the referee is not fair at all... he is not professional... the fifa organizer should fire him..
anyway.. i will always support england...
i bought an england wallet too.. beckham is injured... if he was still in the field.. i think england should win the game... his kick is accurate n powerful...
haiz... anyway....
england is the best!! i will always support england!! all the best to england!!

my birthday is coming...

hey.. next week is my birthday!! my great birthday... now my frenz r starting to plan those weird weird activities such as eating crabs at restaurant n they just told me this morning...
my wong a liong told me she bought a bag 4 me... thx lo...
then today my sis bought me a converse wallet... it's an england wallet..
today went to 1 u... after having my lunch at jack's place, then v went to lots of sports shop to search 4 jersey.. v r now fifa freak...
love football now... last time i wont even watch a single football match, but now i will wake up at 3 o'clock to watch the matches...
then v went to converse... i love a bag... it's a leather sling bag.. it's a product of fifa world cup.. the bag is nice.. i luv the holland 1 coz it's in orange color.. it cost rm64... i wanna buy but my sis dun let me to buy!!! she said i will regret!! haiz... i must think twice 1st la... hope to hav it lo...
so to my loyal readers, if u wanna buy me sum present... pls do so... i luv the bag!! haha...
kla.. i would like to stop here...
n i wish england will win the game!! beckham, joe cole, ashley cole, rooney, crouch, robinson, gerrad, terry, lampard..... all the best!!!

1U adventure!!

today went to 1U wif +2 n u3... v rushed there after school then rushed to yoshinoya to hav our lunch... so hungry man... the meeting that i attended is super ultra sien... dunno y got such ppl can talk in front wif no response... haha... back to my 1U.. then after that v went n take photo stickers... so cute la.. coz got me mah.. hah!!
then v hav walkathon in 1U... walk here n there n ended up wif buying nothing but just hav 2 times of lunch!!! haha... the second round is A N W... i love the onion rings... v reach kepong baru at 5 n v happily walk back to +2's house..

~~STORY END!!~~

wei jie n me...
four of us!!
fingers to fingers!!
guys n me!!
dun look me down!!
girls poser!!
boys poser!!
happy 5K... v r the best..
i luv 5K... v r always the best....

teacher's day VS my day!!

money gang... v just robbed!! haha...

a group of teenagers who full of enthusiasm n hopes!!!
wat r v thinking? think.. think... n think...

this is our mushroom pose!!! do u like it???

a perfect star... i like it!! it symbolises our frenship!!!

a frenship pose... hope v can hug each other together foreva!!

haha... sleep in class... today is teacher's day or ur day, huh?






today is teacher's day!!! but v took picz in our beloved 5K... so excited... seems like it's our day!! haha...
anyway... happy teacher's day to all my beloved teachers!!!

开学咯!!

终于开学了!! 开学代表着新的开始... 新的一天...
一开学, 老师不停的派考卷... 看到无数的数字... 自己也担心起来... 担心自己的成绩.. 不过如果我这样说, 一定会被人揍... 有的人会说, 你成绩酱好, 怕什么... 我担心的不是比不上别人... 而是比不上自己... 每一次派考卷, 我都会拿上一次的成绩做比较... 希望每一次的成绩会越考越好.... 暂时来讲, 我应该还不错吧...
新的开始, 又有不同的事情在发生... 朋友之间的感情... 人与人之间的沟通.... 朋友之间的约定... 的游戏...似乎越来越疯狂.... 我们的 "出卖" 游戏.. 在如火如荼地进行着...
而我自己的改变... 也应该在人的处事方面吧!! 在营会认识了不少的朋友, 不少的大哥哥和大姐姐.... 自己也不停的在改变.... 让自己更好... 更成熟了吧....
新的开始, 希望会有不少新的希望... 申请了的非洲之旅, 还没收到回信... 虽然眼前看像没有机会了, 但在同一时间, 也抱着不少的期望... 毕竟人可以失望, 但不可以绝望.... 加油吧!!!!
也在这附上我的一句名言...
我们是尊贵的人, 不做卑贱的事!!!!

有意义的假期

这个假期, 实在过得太有意义了. 首先, 到热浪岛去吹吹海风, 玩玩海水, 再潜潜水... 玩了三天两夜后, 终于回到吉隆坡...
然后, 第二天与朋友们到双峰塔去参观书展...
再参加了三天的急救课程...
然后剪头发的东西是不可少的... 与阿姨吃饭啊, 跟姐姐和弟弟们去唱K, 去逛街... 补习这动作也不会少...
终于到了假期的前三天, 参加了激励营, 前两年有参加过, 所以这次也不例外咯!! 这营会还不错, 可以认识到不少的朋友, 学到不同的东西... 很感动啦... 当朋友们在一起疯狂时感觉还不错... 晚上我们不睡觉, 一直聊天, 一起做最近最喜欢的东西--- 出卖朋友... 哈哈... 我们这是知心朋友之间的交谈... 虽然彼此知道被 "出卖" 了, 担都不会生气... 好朋友嘛....
所以呢... 很高兴这次的假期能过得如此有意义...
因为... 我太有深度了!!! 哈哈!!!















节制节制, 最有品质... everybody let's go.. dup dap dup, two times, dup dup dap dup...
我们最有默契喔!!

Redang Island

finally i'm back from redang island. it's a nice trip n i love snorkelling very much... but still hope that i can learn scuba diving so that i can dive into the sea to have a close touch with the sea n fishes... i love ocean!!!

7月5日 作秀王

7月5日出生的人很少会有无聊的时候，因为他们像一尾活龙般具有用不完的的精力，总是爱从一件事情的蹦跳到另一件事。他们的品味多变，喜欢不断地尝试、不停地前进。今天出生的人偏爱变化和多彩多姿的生活，只要有任何不寻常的事情，或是特立独行的人、话题、颜色、景物等，都会掳获他们的心。由于他们总是行动快速，所以不论是他们的外表或内在总会吸引住身边的人（他们很喜欢耍宝），但是要小心，他们不是强壮到可以依靠的那种典型。
7月5日出生的人是个高明的机会主义者。他们非常善于说服别人。由于他们的魅力和影响力（不过有的时候他们却是个空心大草包），他们总是可以利用充沛的精力、以横扫千军之势迷倒众生。如果他们能够拥有一个较为稳定的伴侣或寄托，在人生的重大时刻就可能助他们一臂之力，并帮助他们集中注意力、发挥才能，以便更上层楼，这或许会发生在他们28岁到30岁时（土星第一次回来），不然便是在他们40岁的时候（第一次与天王星相对，中年危机）。
对于7月5日出生的人来说，青少年时期是段困难而狂野的日子；而古怪的人际关系、一天三变的兴趣、不稳定的课业表现和奇奇怪怪的作息习惯，对他们来说都是家常便饭。同时他们也有着想像力超强的内在世界，不断创造出无数精彩刺激的梦幻。但是这些早期的表现也奠下了他们日渐成功或失败的因子。如果他们成功了，多半是因为他们将自己的幻想在生活中实现；如果失败了，大部分是因为被自己强大的想像力所打败，以致没有勇气在他们醒着的时候身体力行。有时候他们甚至会退缩到私人的梦幻世界中，虽然表面上依然正常工作，但是心中却觉得空洞贫乏、若有所失。 如果他们是白领阶级（或是任何朝九晚五的上班族），他们都会想办法将想像力投射在自己的兴趣或休闲娱乐上。问题是，当他们将休闲时间完全投注于这类活动时，他们的伴侣和孩子就要大声抗议了。其中一个较为正面的解决之道，就是宠物以及室内设计等等都是可以改善家庭生活的嗜好。
7月5日出生的人一定要让自己的家人感受到他们的爱，同时不会将所有的事情都视为理所当然。 这天出生的人具有活泼夸张的本性，总是可以替他们的朋友和同事带来好玩的事情。他们所面临的最大挑战，是如何稳定自己的才华和精力，不要让它们如水银泄地般浪掉了。 幸运数字和守护星 7月5日出生的人受到数字5与水星的影响。水星代表敏捷的思考和快速的变化，因此5日出生的人对刺激物总是反应过度，而且还会定时地改变想法与四击的环境。不管他们一生中碰到什么重大打击，他们总是能够迅速恢复、东山再起。但是因为受到月亮的影响（巨蟹座的主宰行星），当他们受到感情上的创伤或爱情上的挫败时，却可能留下深刻、无法抹灭的伤痕。
健康 7月5日出生的人对于食物的挑选颇为奇特，“这一个人的上等佳肴可能是另一个人的毒药”，正可以形容这种状况。因为这个原因，旁对此最好不要有所置喙，因为他们寻求的不是食物中的营养，而是欣赏食物特殊的颜色、质地和外观，所以不要低估他们从中所得到的乐趣。在其他的生活领域中，他们特殊的品味也与此大同小异。这天出生的人注意不要因此影响到心理的稳定。最适当的运动是那种好玩、具游戏性质的运动。
建议 :不要把想像力埋在心里，尽量与家人和朋友分享，为大家的生活增添光彩。如果不被赏识，不要心情沮丧，要继续尝试。对待每日的工作多花一点心思。
名人 :
兰朵夫丝卡(Wanda Landowska)波兰钢琴家、大键琴家和音乐理论学家，她是20世纪在大键琴上以数字低音方式演奏《圣马太受难曲》的第一人。
马戏团的创始人巴纳姆(Phineas T.Barnum)，也是著名的秀场经纪人，他出资礼聘有“瑞典夜茑”之称的珍妮林德到美国巡回演出，并且发掘姆指汤姆（60公分高的侏儒），创下风光的票房纪录。
网球选手台维斯(Dwinght Davis)，是台维斯杯网球大赛的创始人。
容考克图(Jean Cocteau)法国诗人，并身兼小说家、评论家、剧作家、画家、设计家和电影导演等多重身分，主要作品有剧本《奥菲斯》和电影《美女与野兽》。
科维克(Ron Kovic)美国作家，是越南老兵、和平组织和活跃分子，电影《七月四日诞生》就是根据他的故事改编而成。
法国总统庞毕度(G.J.R.Pompiou)，曾参与起草第五共和国宪法，并与阿尔及利亚签订停火协议，著名的庞毕度美术馆正是以他的姓氏来命名。 塔罗牌 大秘仪塔罗牌的第5张是“教皇”，他是神圣、神秘事物的解释者，象征人类的认知及信仰。教皇的知识充满奥秘，即使抽象的事物也受它主宰。牌面正立时，表示信心十足、不疑不虑及对事物有正确的理解力；牌面倒立则是爱说教、唱高调以及独断。
静思语 :行动是心灵的外衣。
优点 :精力充沛、有趣好玩、想像力丰富。
缺点 :混乱、不可靠、不稳定。

cHin@ tE@M

cai yun and fu hai feng!!!! i love them eps fu hai feng..... coz he's left handed also!!! haha.....

thOm@$ cUp

thomas cup is over!!! malaysia lost in the tournament.... but i still believe that malaysia will bring back the cup at the next tournament....
i watch the semifinals n final of the game.... china managed to bring back the glory to thier country.... through this tournament, there is sum player that i like....
for double:
malaysia team:

chan chong meng n koo kien keat... they are the perfect partner!!! i love them!!!

they r cool!!!!

my sis likes koo kien keat but i like chan chong meng... coz he is left handed!!! yeah!!! left handed is the best!!!

iMpoRt@ncE oF fRieNd$

----------------JULY BABY --------------

Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

@ tE$t fOr U

See if you can be true to your self.
If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good - Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !!!The answers are at the bottom of this page .
No cheating please.


Questions:-
1. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green,yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Your favorite number?
6. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?
7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?










When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)








Answers
1. If you choose: -
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K:- You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R:- You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z:- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar:- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June:- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep:- You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec:- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose.....
Black:- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White:- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

6. If you chose:
Sydney : You like adventure.
Brisbane : You are a laid back person.

7. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

LovE, wE@LtH oR sUcCEss??

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"

-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

8th of @priL

l@mE jOkE... KL loves it!!

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter werewatching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"